A “bitchin and gnarly” website dedicated to Charlie Sheen

A new website has surfaced highlighting recent quotes from Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen. Though his addiction is no laughing matter, his statements are quite entertaining. I smell a reality show. Click here to visit “Live the Sheen Dream”

Live The Sheen Dream

Real-Life Self Defense with Krav Maga

A while ago, I learned about Krav Maga from watching a program on  National Geographic. I have always been interested in martial arts but never seemed to find a style that suited me. Although earning a black belt in something would be an honor, I never wanted to learn martial arts for the sport of it. I wanted skills that would allow me to effectively handle an unexpected attack in everyday life.

 

Krav Maga

Krav Maga Self Defense

For those unaware of Krav Maga, a brief history of it can be found here. It is used by Israeli security forces and by military and law enforcement departments all over the world. In technical terms terms, it is a hand-to-hand combat system first developed in Czechoslovakia that involves striking techniques, wrestling and grappling, and other self-defense tactics designed to quickly neutralize an attacker or defuse a dangerous situation.

In simplified terms, it’s a skill that makes you a potentially lethal weapon. If anyone would try to rob you, rape you, or jump you, it would be the worst decision of his short life.

Krav Maga has no sporting federation, and there are no official uniforms or attire, point systems, or trophies to earn. If you want self-defense skills to use in real-life situations, then this might be the thing for you.

Krav Maga is slowly catching on here in the U.S. Visit Krav Maga Worldwide for more info. I am currently looking into training in Minnesota and have found two so far: one in Chaska, and one in Minneapolis. I know nothing about either, so if you have information to share, please comment.

DIY Angry Birds tailgating game

Forget bean bags. With 3 easy steps, you can have the coolest tailgating or yard game around this summer.

Step 1: Go to Amazon and buy the Angry Birds plush toys.

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Angry Birds Plush Toys

Step 2: Go Amazon and buy the large cardboard bricks.

Toy Bricks

Large Red Blocks

Step 3: Go build  an oversized slingshot, or buy a water balloon launcher.

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waterbaloon launcher

Set up your obstacles and keep score.

What your favorite classic rock band says about you

You know you have been into a couple of these bands before. Admit it. Well here is what John Peck says these bands say about you. Here are some of my favorites.

Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65.

Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section.

Foreigner: You have a severely wrinkled Jane Fonda poster under your bed.

Styx: You have a severely wrinkled Foreigner poster under your bed.

Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.

See these many others on the original post here. (via McSweeney’s)

Bryant McKinnie’s bar tab and other things that cost $100k

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It was revealed the other day that Minnesota Vikings tackle Bryant McKinnie partied down with celebs at a posh Hollywood nightclub recently. The bar tab? $100k. I couldn’t imagine spending that kind of money even if I had it, but to each their own, right?

Lets take a look at other things with a $100k price tag.

  • A promoted trend on Twitter for 24 hours costs about $100k and brands like Coca-Cola and AT&T are buying
  • Panasonic 103-inch HD 3D plasma TV
  • $100k per second is about what an advertiser paid to run a commercial during the Super Bowl earlier this month.
  • The 7-Series BMW costs about $100k if you have some serious negotiating powers.
  • You can franchise a Drifter’s Hanburgers fast-food joint 

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Red Hot Chili Peppers new album title isn’t that long

The Red Hot Chili Peppers have released the working title of their newest album (being finished now), and it’s a mouthful: – “Dr Johnny Skinz’s Disproportionately Rambunctious Polar Express Machine-head.”

But it’s not really THAT long.

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RHCP

If you want to see a really long album title, then check this. One of the longest album title that actually made the charts was by Fiona Apple (remember her?). It was titled: “When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right.”

The album title contains 90 words and, including spaces, 446 characters. (via

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Chumbawamba album title

Die-hard fans of Chumbawamba will of course remember their 2008 release of The Boy Bands Have Won…” which contains 865 characters and holds the record for the longest album title, as of August 2009.

How local is your chicken?

Promo for Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein’s new sketch comedy show, Portlandia that airs on IFC.

 

Top 5 80’s (early 90’s) Rock Screamers

I am a child of the 80’s. As a Gen Xer, I grew up listening to the hard rock, hair bands, and metal of the mid-eighties through early 90’s. I debate these groups on a somewhat regular basis over beers and wings with some of my musician friends. The argument on best lead vocals usually ends in a stalemate, but we all agree that very few singers in music today do it like these guys. 

Here are my picks for the 5 best 80’s (early 90’s) rock “screamers.” By “screamer,” I mean dudes who could wail like a banshee, hit notes like a chick, and still make it sound badass.  These choices are based only on vocal talent, uniqueness of sound, and to some degree their ability to hold notes for a long period of time. This is not a popularity contest, a debate on what band was cooler, or who had more hit singles.

#1 Axl Rose (Guns N’ Roses)

#2 Sebastian Bach (Skid Row)

#3 Jeff Keith (Tesla)

#4 Miljenko Matijevic (Steelheart)

#5 Michael Sweet (Stryper)

Who did I miss?

QR codes made easy

Quick Response (QR) codes are the latest rage in consumer marketing and mobile technology. Smartphones will soon be ubiquitous and my prediction is that these codes will be too.  

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Scan this to bookmark this blog on your phone or follow me on Twitter!

It’s a unique and engaging way to interact with your customers or social network. Generate and place QR codes on your business cards, company brochure, packaging label, in-store sign, direct mail, bumper sticker, or even a T-shirt.

They are great for to directing viewers to a particular how-to video, let them check in your venue on Google places or Foursquare, get them to follow you on Twitter and Facebook, or point them to a mobile website to get a coupon offer.

Try it out using some of these sites: http://jumpscan.com/ and http://www.likify.net and http://qrcode.kaywa.com/

Scan my code above to bookmark this blog on your phone, or follow me on Twitter.

It is easier than ever to create a code for your small business, Facebook group, or even your personal brand.

How fast can you run 1 mile…backwards?

On this day in 1983 Donald Davis ran 1 mile backwards in 6 minutes 7.1 seconds. However, the record for running the fastest mile backwards is now 6 min 2.35 sec and was set by D. Joseph James (India) at Nehru Stadium Athletics Track, Coimbatore, Tamil Nadu, India on 10 August 2002.  See this record (and more) in the Guinness Book of Records.