Category Archives: New Products & Gadgets

Highlighting new gadgets, tech innovation, products and services.

Finally a way to ruin a telemarketers day



If you are like me, you have been waiting for a technology to payback those annoying telemarketers. Well kids, it has arrived.

Jolly Roger Telephone Co. is an automated system that talks to telemarketers for you.

When a telemarketer calls, you can conference in Jolly Roger’s human sounding prerecorded guy and have it interact with the telemarketer on your behalf until the telemarketer gets frustrated and ends the call.

Jolly Roger Telephone Co. developer Roger Anderson created the system to reduce the number of telemarketers calling his house and later shared his invention with the world.

When you get a call from a telemarketer and they ask something like “Mr. Jones?”, say “Oh, you want Mr. Jones? Sure hang on – he’s right here…” then,

  1. Press “add call”
  2. Dial the robot at 214-666-4321. While you’re dialing, keep chatting into your phone like you’re trying to get Mr. Jones (“yeah – phone for you”, “okay, he’s coming hang on…”, etc)
  3. Press “Add call” or “Merge call” or “Conference” or whatever will add the robot to the conversation.
  4. MUTE YOURSELF so your background noise doesn’t affect the conversation.
  5. Listen to the call, and hang up when the telemarketer hangs up.

Listen to it in action!


Chocolate Slices prove Japan is doing it right

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A company out of Japan called Bourbon has introduced a game changer to the food world. Chocolate slices packaged the same way we American’s have cheese singles.  The design is patent pending, according to the Bourbon website. The company is selling the slices in bulk online. You can get a dozen five-slice packs for 3,240 yen, or roughly $2.25 per pack. You can also keep checking Amazon.

chocolate-slices chocolate wrap

Inflatable Bed For Your Car

Looking for the perfect gift for someone who does a lot of road trips? Maybe a friend who just got evicted?

inflatable matress for car

Buy them here.

Check out these other cool car accessories.

Men’s Fashion Alert: Clip-on Man Buns

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Looking for a new hair style that is sure to get your ass kicked in most major cities? Try out a new clip-on man bun. You can buy them here on Groupon or here on Amazon.

How To Wear It
  1. Tuck in your penis
  2. Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
  3. Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
  4. Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead
  5. Call an ambulance and tell them you are about to get your face rearranged

Stair Climbing Dolly

Stair Climbing Hand Trucks

Buy one here

Bogeyman egg separator

Crack the eggs into the top and gently tilt forward over a bowl to release the whites from the yolk. If you think this is gross, just remember that eggs do come out of a chicken’s ass.  Buy on Amazon here.

Bogeyman egg separator

Thanks Brooke

The Lars Beller self-extinguishing candlestick

Buy self-extinguishing candles here.

Also check out these cool Candle by the hour products

Disney Little Mermaid Ariel Swimsuit

A vintage looking two-piece swimsuit, directly inspired by the one worn by the Ariel in the Disney classic The Little Mermaid.

Disney Little Mermaid Ariel Swimsuit

Buy the Disney Little Mermaid Ariel Swimsuit here

And here are some swimsuits for chicks into 80s metal.

The Automatic Guitar Tuner Everyone is Talking About

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Professional musicians and roadies are crazy about a new automatic guitar tuner called the Roadie. Roadie App allows you to create a profile for your instrument, it keeps track of your strings quality, would advise you when it’s time to restring, and logs your instrument maintenance information. Create your own custom tunings with roadie tuner by using the accompanying mobile app which is available in the iOS App Store and Google Play. It is also adaptable with electric, acoustic, classical and steel guitars to tune easily. Simply connect Roadie to the tuning peg, strum the string, and watch Roadie tune it for you. Pefect for the beginner or professional guitar player.

Buy it here for $99.

A shredder for your cheddar

Rocking the air guitar is totally cheesy, so why not get out what you put in? The Shredder Cheese Grater lets you file down that block of cheddar like a real rock and roller would. Keep up your heavy metal image in the kitchen with this stainless steel, dishwasher safe guitar grater. Buy here for just $7.99 and free shipping.

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