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POLL: Who Should America Pick For President?

Election 2016

I am curious about who readers of Duck Duck Gray Duck would like to see become president of the United States after Obama leaves office. Please vote.

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Poll: Who do fans want the Timberwolves to take at #1?

This composite image shows Kentucky's Karl-Anthony Towns, left, and Duke's Jahlil Okafor. Photo Credit: Getty Images / Andy Lyons, Ronald Martinez

This composite image shows Kentucky’s Karl-Anthony Towns, left, and Duke’s Jahlil Okafor. Photo Credit: Getty Images / Andy Lyons, Ronald Martinez

The curse is over! The Timberwolves got the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. Some say that the hard part is over, but selecting the right player might not be so easy either. Who would you like to see the Timberwolves take at #1? Jahlil Okafor or Karl-Anthony Towns?

Adrian Peterson suspended without pay for remainder of 2014 season

Adrian Peterson

Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson has been suspended without pay for at least the remainder of the 2014 season, the NFL announced Tuesday.

The key phrase here is “at least.”

He will not be considered for reinstatement before April 15, 2015, for violating the league’s personal conduct policy.

Peterson is appealing the suspension right away, a league source told ESPN’s Adam Schefter.

I think it is save to say Adrian Peterson will not play football in a Minnesota Vikings uniform ever again.

Bridgewater drafted by the Minnesota Vikings

(Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

(Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

The Minnesota Vikings selected quarterback Teddy Bridgewater No. 32 overall last night. 

Who is more gangster?

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How to encourage tip jar participation

More Bob Ross stuff

 

Poll: Who should win an Oscar for Best Picture?

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New York Post cover

This New York Post cover printed this week shows a man who had been pushed on the tracks moments before a train hits and kills him. People are pretty upset the Post decided to publish a photo of a man right before he was going to die. The photographer who took the photo (and witnessed the assault) claimed he could not help life the man and tried to use his camera flash to warn the subway train operator. Of course, that didn’t stop him from selling the photos to the New York Post.

New York Post cover

Do you think this photo should have been published?

Who do you think should be TIME magazine’s Person of the Year 2012?

Who do you think should be TIME magazine's Person of the Year 2012?

TIME will choose the Person of the Year for 2012, but that doesn’t mean readers shouldn’t have their say. Cast your vote for the person you think most influenced the news this year for better or worse. Voting closes at 11:59 PM on December 12th and the winner will be announced on December 14. You can also view the Time Poll here.

What do readers of Duck Duck Gray Duck think? (The image above is just a sampling. Write-in’s allowed.)

Other polls from Duck Duck Gray Duck

 

Best Books of 2012

1. “The Round House” by Louise Erdrich: Likely to be dubbed the Native American “To Kill a Mockingbird,” Erdrich’s moving, complex and surprisingly uplifting new novel tells of a boy’s coming of age in the wake of a brutal, racist attack on his mother.
2. “The Yellow Birds: A Novel” by Kevin Powers: With this compact and emotional debut novel, Iraq War veteran Powers eyes the casual violence of war with a poet’s precision, moving confidently between scenes of blunt atrocity and almost hallucinatory detachment.
3. “Gone Girl: A Novel” by Gillian Flynn: Masterfully plotted from start to finish, the suspense doesn’t waver for one page. It’s one of those books you will feel the need to discuss immediately after finishing. The ending punches you in the gut.
4. “The End of Your Life Book Club” by Will Schwalbe: As much an homage to literature as to the mother who shared it with him, Schwalbe’s chronicling of his mother’s death to cancer—they wait, they talk, they read together—is nothing less than captivating.
5. “Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk: A Novel” by Ben Fountain: Debut novelist Fountain follows a squad of marines as they engage in a “victory tour” in the States. Set mostly during halftime at a Dallas Cowboy’s football game, Fountain skillfully illustrates what it’s like to go to war, and how bizarre and disconcerting it can be for these grunts to return from combat to the country they love.
6. “Behind the Beautiful Forevers: Life, Death, and Hope in a Mumbai Undercity” by Katherine Boo: This searing portrait of life in a Mumbai slum reads like a novel, but it’s all-too-true. Pulitzer Prize-winner Boo’s writing is superb, and the depth and courage of her reporting from this hidden world is astonishing.
7. “A Hologram for the King” by Dave Eggers: Both disturbing and funny, this novel from onetime wunderkind Eggers shows surprising depth. A man’s wayward attempt to find himself and retake his life delivers him to Saudi Arabia but the journey abroad is also internal, and it ends up saying as much about life in America as in the Middle East.
8. “The Middlesteins: A Novel” by Jami Attenberg: A quick read that’s more complex than it seems at first, this story about a Midwestern Jewish family is both recognizable (sometimes uncomfortably so) and entertainingly idiosyncratic.
9. “Mortality” by Christopher Hitchens: Like the late author himself, this book is funny, smart, entertaining and unflinching to the end. “Mortality” has the power to change ideas that you might have held immutable—which is one of the best things you can say about a book.
10. “The Fault in Our Stars” by John Green: This soulful novel originally written for teenagers tackles big subjects—life, death, love—with the perfect blend of levity and heart-swelling emotion.

Have you read any of these books? What did they miss?

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POLL: Who are you voting for tomorrow?

POLL: Who are you voting for tomorrow?

Tomorrow marks the end of what seems to be the longest Presidential campaign in history. I cannot wait to have this over with. I want my television commercials back to selling beer and new movies. 

I am curious to see where the readers of Duck Duck Gray Duck are at. Take my anonymous poll and see where you stand with others.