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When you hit the ice in your car

When you hit the ice in your car, but can’t do anything about it.

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Massive crocodile caught in Australia

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Per the report here, it is 5.1 meters (i.e. 16.7 feet) long despite missing a huge chunk of its tail.

  • Matt Wright, host of television show ‘Outback Wrangler’ captured the croc

  • He said the croc had been eating a farmer’s livestock in the Northern Territory

  • Mr Wright took the massive crocodile to his farm and gave it a new, safe home

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Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell

Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell go toe to toe in this hilarious exchange.

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Bride Reads Fiancé’s Cheating Texts Instead of Wedding Vows

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Australian website Whimm reported, a bride-to-be (nicknamed “Casey”) was goofing around with her friends in a a hotel room on the eve of her wedding day when she received a slew of text messages from an unknown number.

The texts were of screenshots of text messages between her fiancé and another woman with whom he was having an intense affair. Some of the text messages dated back months; others were dated from just days before. Along with the screenshots, the person messaged, “I wouldn’t marry him. Will you?”

The explicit texts went months back and some of them were dated to just a few days prior:

“This weekend. You and I. It is on, hot stuff. Bring your A game.”

“Your body is f**king incredible. And s**t do you know how to use it. I wish my GF had half the skills you do.”

“I miss you so much. I can’t stop thinking about L, S, F’ing you. I’ve never had this kind of connection before.”

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When the big day came, she put on her dress, grabbed her bouquet, and walked down the aisle as people watched. When she reached the front, she turned to the crowd and revealed there wouldn’t be a wedding that day.

“It seems Alex is not who I thought he was,” she said before reading all his cheating texts aloud to the people in attendance.

Ruh Roh!

“With each word, more color left Alex’s face,” the bride said. “He had not one thing to say,” she said. “He stalked out of the church with his best man trailing behind him. His family looked on, horrified.”

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Fighting invisible ninjas while high on meth

A man high on meth wards off invisible attackers.

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Fighting Jesus

When you should just turn the other cheek.

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A sign you need to get a life

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Well, America is screwed

A recent Harris / Lego poll among children 8 to 12 asked “What do you want to be when you grow up?” The results are sad. In in China, the number one answer was Astronaut. Kids in the U.S. and the UK would rather be YouTubers when they grow up.

Crazy video of wrestler jumping from mall balcony into ring below

Wildkat Sports Wrestling’s P.J. Hawx jumped from the second story of the Esplanade Mall in Kenner, a New Orleans suburb, during a recent wrestling show. The move was incredibly risky and could have resulted in serious injury or death if not executed properly. It’s a good thing he is a professional stuntman for his other job. Still, I can’t believe the mall ownership allowed this to happen (but maybe they didn’t know).

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The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe

Say that again, but slowly.