Mötley Crüe – On With The Show (LIVE)

One of my favorite Crue songs (1983). Here is video of the group performing it live in 2007.

Lyrics:

Frankie died just the other night
Some say it was suicide
But we know
How the story goes

With his six string knife
And his street wise pride
The boy was a man before his time
And she knew
All their dreams would come true

But ya see, Frankie was fast
Too fast to know
He wouldn’t go slow
Until his lethal dose
And she knows
He’ll finally come too close

(Chorus)
Well, on with the show
Going on with the show
Come on baby
No, no, no
Oh my, my, my. . . . . . (repeat)

He was bad
He was never good
But one thing that he understood
And she knew
All those lies would come true

The time has come and
He’s paid his dues
Suzy finally got the news
She always knew
This day would come soon

(Chorus) (Chorus)

He was stopped on a dime
With a switchblade knife
Some damn punk went and took Frankie’s life
And she knew
She’d have to pull through

Broken down, with his broken dreams
With a wink of an eye
Said Suzy, listen to me
You must go
On with the show

Go on with the show
Going on with the show
Come on baby
No no no
Oh my my my my. . . . . . (repeat)

Oh baby

Secret to Odorless Pooping in Public

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Finally, a #1 solution to a #2 problem. Pooping in public and needing to destroy the evidence. This is an advertisement for PooPourri. PooPourri is a product that helps you mask the smell of your poop.

Buy it here.

Since we are on the topic, a fart blocker also exists.

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Roomba coming through

Roomba Dog

Do the curtains match the carpet?

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An 11-year-old Thai child in Bankok was just named by the Guinness World Record’s as the world’s hairiest girl.

The house to own during a nuclear attack

The late Girard “Jerry” G. Henderson, an entrepreneur who made his fortune at Avon Products and a strong desire to protect his family from the atom bomb, spent millions creating the perfect nuclear hideaway. Now his 16,000-square-foot underground house, situated in southeast Las Vegas at 3970 Spencer St., is on the market. (Click here to go to the listing.)

Underground house with yard (fake grass)

Underground house with yard (fake grass)

BBQ grill in rock venting to outside

BBQ grill in rock venting to outside

Gotta have a pool!

Gotta have a pool!

70s chic bathroom. I'd poop here.

70s chic bathroom. I’d poop here.

Check out more amazing photos of this 70s era underground bunker here.

Thanks Junior

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‘Nightmare On Elm Street’ House Is For Sale

Breaking in the middle

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EA Sports NHL 14: Better Than Ever?

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EA Sports NHL 14

With the 2013-2014 season right around the corner, EA Sports has released
NHL 14. Some hockey fans are preparing for the fantasy hockey season,
while other just want to play some video game action for fun. Although the
game is fresh and most are just getting their first hands-on look at things,
professional reviewers are already hyping it as a huge step forward. With
this game being the last one to debut solely on current generation system at
launch, how did EA Sports do?

Perhaps the feature getting the most hype is the new collision physics engine
that the company is using. This seems to be a focus across the board for EA
Sports, as football fans have already noticed how much better collisions look
and feel. There is a lot of contact in hockey, and the engine does a great job
of differentiating from all the different types of hits.

Speaking of new engines, the enforcer engine also seems to be a pretty big
talking point. After years of using the same fighting engine, all fights have
been changed to a third-person perspective. Fans of the Fight Night series
from EA Sports will notice that it has a very similar feel.

Finally, due to the anniversary of NHL ’94, EA Sports has included that
game mode as a nostalgic feature. There are many people who feel as though
NHL ’94 was the greatest sports video game of all time. Those looking to
play with the old school players will be a bit disappointed, since licensing
issues prevent that. However, all the new rosters can be used for the ’94
version of the game, or 2014.

Overall, reviews from early players have this as a great step up from last
year’s release. The lockout certainly did not help things as far as sales as
concerned, but hockey fans might be ready to make a return with NHL ’14
whetting their appetite for now. Just like fantasy hockey, expect video game
hockey to make a solid return.

TIL: The origin of “when it rains it pours”

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Today I learned where this phrase comes from. The Morton company’s logo (from 1914) and its motto, “When it rains it pours” (from 1911), were developed to illustrate the point that Morton Salt was free flowing and didn’t clump even in humid rainy weather. (via)

Brad Pitt cuts his hair

via Splash News Online

via Splash News Online

Had he kept his hair long, he could have starred in any upcoming biopic about Vince Neil.

Gas Leak Located

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