Missing woman joins search party to look for herself

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A group of tourists spent hours looking for a missing woman near Iceland’s Eldgja canyon, only to find her among the search party. Full story here.

I’d be so pissed if I had been on this tour bus.

When I use self-checkout

Check out this sexually charged grocery receipt. This is when I use the self-checkout lane.  Note the “fruit bowl” purchase. Clearly this is a professional.

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Michael Scott laughing and crying

This is me any given day due to lack of sleep from a crying baby.

Michael Scott laughing and crying
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Jim Gaffigan on elevators

Jim Gaffigan on elevators…

Jim Gaffigan on elevators

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Baseball fan makes hilarious obscene gestures behind home plate

Baseball fan makes hilarious obscene gestures

Weather delayed last night’s Pirates-Cubs bout at Wrigley Field for several hours. When boredom sets in, people can get a little nutty. One fan who really wanted to get on TV decided to make blowjob faces. He got away with it for nearly an inning before security came and hauled him off.

Watch the video at DEADSPIN.

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Cycle of Life

It all happens so fast.
Life Cycle Tree
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Drone or mosquito?

Drone or mosquito

This is an insect spy drone for urban areas, already in production, funded by the US Government. It can be remotely controlled and is equipped with a camera and a microphone. It can land on you, and it may have the potential to take a DNA sample or leave RFID tracking nanotechnology on your skin. It can fly through an open window, or it can attach to your clothing until you take it in your home. 

And no amount of Deep Woods Off is going to keep it away.

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Snopes.com says there is some truth to this, but that this image is probably a CGI mock-up / prototype not yet being used.

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The Popinator voice-activated popcorn launcher

Popcorn, Indiana

Popcorn, Indiana has decided that it’s just too much trouble to reach into that bag or bowl and created a popcorn launcher. A binaural microphone array on the machine’s front listens for a clear “pop” command — say the magic word and the Popinator will aim one of its many corn projectiles at your mouth, no hands required. Popcorn, Indiana has answered back and says the Popinator is currently an in-house project, but it may well become something you can buy if everything lines up. (via engadget)

By the way, Popcorn Indiana has some really great popcorn flavors you can buy online.

Quite possibly the worst video on YouTube

I just finished all of YouTube and this was the last video. Quite possibly the worst video ever created. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “Yo Banana Boy.”

Prince has a new look and a new song

Prince 2012

Prince has a new look and a new song and album, and both fall squarely under the category of old school. He showed them off on ABC’s The View this morning. Watch.

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A new Prince song titled “RnR Affair” (“Rock & Roll Love Affair” ) is a throw-back poppy track that is reminiscent of the old stuff we loved from our beloved Minnesota music export. Listen to it below.

Prince is also rumored to be dating his new young protégé Andy Allo. Allo’s new album was executive produced by Prince and features three songs he co-wrote.

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