Category Archives: Love Parenting and Relationships

The cold hard truth about dating, marriage, parenting, and sex.

Breakup Translation Guide

If your relationship is going through a rough patch, here is something that will help explain what is going on.

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Relationship Advice

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Social Distancing Pick-up Lines

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Bride Reads Fiancé’s Cheating Texts Instead of Wedding Vows

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Australian website Whimm reported, a bride-to-be (nicknamed “Casey”) was goofing around with her friends in a a hotel room on the eve of her wedding day when she received a slew of text messages from an unknown number.

The texts were of screenshots of text messages between her fiancé and another woman with whom he was having an intense affair. Some of the text messages dated back months; others were dated from just days before. Along with the screenshots, the person messaged, “I wouldn’t marry him. Will you?”

The explicit texts went months back and some of them were dated to just a few days prior:

“This weekend. You and I. It is on, hot stuff. Bring your A game.”

“Your body is f**king incredible. And s**t do you know how to use it. I wish my GF had half the skills you do.”

“I miss you so much. I can’t stop thinking about L, S, F’ing you. I’ve never had this kind of connection before.”

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When the big day came, she put on her dress, grabbed her bouquet, and walked down the aisle as people watched. When she reached the front, she turned to the crowd and revealed there wouldn’t be a wedding that day.

“It seems Alex is not who I thought he was,” she said before reading all his cheating texts aloud to the people in attendance.

Ruh Roh!

“With each word, more color left Alex’s face,” the bride said. “He had not one thing to say,” she said. “He stalked out of the church with his best man trailing behind him. His family looked on, horrified.”

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“Snow Predicted” Oil on canvas

Art for people that live where it doesn’t typically snow.

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Moms Weren’t Complaining Last Year

Moms are complaining that the Super Bowl Half Time Show last night with Jennifer Lopez and Shakira was “too sexy.” I didn’t see these sames complaining last year.

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Pictures of J Lo and Shakira from the Super Bowl

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Finishing

Finishing quickly depends on the game you are playing.

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Heed this warning

But do it anyway. It’s totally worth it.

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[Reposted from myfuckingreality]

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How to control your temper

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When a Baby Decides to Cry

If you are a the parent of a new baby, then you know how hard it is to get some rest.

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But seriously, this book will help you get some sleep. Buy it here on Amazon (affiliate link)