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Holiday Fashion

Holiday Fashion

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Men’s Fashion Alert: Clip-on Man Buns

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Looking for a new hair style that is sure to get your ass kicked in most major cities? Try out a new clip-on man bun. You can buy them here on Groupon or here on Amazon.

How To Wear It
  1. Tuck in your penis
  2. Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
  3. Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
  4. Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead
  5. Call an ambulance and tell them you are about to get your face rearranged

The most ridiculous phone passcode you have ever seen

It’s going to be pretty hard to convince your girl you aren’t cheating after she sees this.

https://youtu.be/Pl-Q0c55w00

via TOSH

Rumblr – A new app for those who want to fight random people

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Dude on the left looks like he needs to get his ass kicked.

Walking around with a chip on your shoulder? Maybe you took a few lessons at National Karate and want to try out some “real-world scenarios.” Maybe you had a few beers while listening to Limp Bizkit and just want to break something.

A new (real) app offers “casualty-free casual fighting for free,” borrowing smartphone dating technology to match complete strangers for a showdown.

Users get a profile pic and list their stats, including “MMA specialty,” to potential matches.

“Pro-tip: Tell your match what you don’t like about their picture,” the website reads.

The app also features a chat function allowing users to “heat up” after arranging a fight and a filter for female and group fights. Video technology also allows people to broadcast a fights’ location so others can gawk – or perhaps become accessories to – the action.

This should go smoothly…

Woman films HUGE spider as it crawls on her face

Excuse me while I take the NOPE train out of here.

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Never Foret

Never Foret

Used car salesman urges you to “Pick out yo whip” in new TV ad

Seems like the type of guy who ends each night in a Hooters parking lot weeping alone in his car.

https://youtu.be/ybfDFQ6Xvk0

[via Fail Blog and TOSH]

Actual billboard that appears in rural counties in north Florida

Seriously. What is wrong with you Florida?

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More Florida stuff.