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Men’s Fashion Alert: Clip-on Man Buns

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Looking for a new hair style that is sure to get your ass kicked in most major cities? Try out a new clip-on man bun. You can buy them here on Groupon or here on Amazon.

How To Wear It
  1. Tuck in your penis
  2. Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
  3. Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
  4. Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead
  5. Call an ambulance and tell them you are about to get your face rearranged

Hipster joke

Hipster joke


Now I have to try to explain to my mother what a Hipster is

Minnesota 'Most Hipster State in the U.S.'Minnesota¬†was just declared¬†the ‘Most Hipster State in the U.S.’ Here’s why:

Our obsessive bike culture
Our thriving music scene/legacy
Our love of lumberjack chic/flannel
Our abundant farmers’ markets
Our thriving theater scene

BuzzFeed conducted the study based on “research” they have gathered.

Thanks BuzzFeed. Now I have to try to explain to my mother what a Hipster is.

My thoughts on the winning criteria:
Bicycle enthusiasts in this state are a pain in the ass.
The local music scene here is has sucked since about 1998. I’m sorry Tapes ‘n Tapes, you’re just not that good.
Flannel is practical here; not a fashion statement. Paul Bunyan is not interested in going green. He destroys trees for a living!
Farmers markets are money-making machines that do nothing for the environment. Do you know what your grandparents called organic food? They called it “food.”
Since when are rich people at the Chanhassen Dinner Theater hipsters?