Men’s Fashion Alert: Clip-on Man Buns

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Looking for a new hair style that is sure to get your ass kicked in most major cities? Try out a new clip-on man bun. You can buy them here on Groupon or here on Amazon.

How To Wear It
  1. Tuck in your penis
  2. Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
  3. Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
  4. Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead
  5. Call an ambulance and tell them you are about to get your face rearranged
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