Looking for a new hair style that is sure to get your ass kicked in most major cities? Try out a new clip-on man bun. You can buy them here on Groupon or here on Amazon.
How To Wear It
- Tuck in your penis
- Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
- Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
- Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead
- Call an ambulance and tell them you are about to get your face rearranged
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