Category Archives: Politics & Religion

Political and religious news and satire.

George Carlin on voting

George Carlin on voting

I guess this is valid if you voted for the guy that won. Then again, this is America. You have the right to complain about anything you want. I think we’ll hear a lot of complaining from both sides over the next 4 years.

IDWTLHA.

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George Carlin on The American Dream

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Meanwhile in Colorado

Colorado legalized pot yesterday. This was the view as the sun came up this morning.

Colorado legalized pot yesterday. This was the view as the sun came up this morning.

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Watering plants on Sesame Street
A pretty amazing pot growing operation

THE ULTIMATE PRESIDENT FAILS COMPILATION

THE ULTIMATE PRESIDENT FAILS COMPILATION

Wear that “I Voted” sticker proudly America.

Good luck America. No matter who wins, we are in trouble.

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Who are you voting for (POLL)?

POLL: Who are you voting for tomorrow?

POLL: Who are you voting for tomorrow?

Tomorrow marks the end of what seems to be the longest Presidential campaign in history. I cannot wait to have this over with. I want my television commercials back to selling beer and new movies. 

I am curious to see where the readers of Duck Duck Gray Duck are at. Take my anonymous poll and see where you stand with others. 

 

Chris Rock’s Special Message for White Voters

(via JKL)

Chris Rock stand up here.

Sentinels stand strong during hurricane Sandy

Even a hurricane won’t keep the honor guard from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in VA this morning.

Even a hurricane won't keep the honor guard from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in VA this morning.

From Wikipedia:

It is considered one of the highest honors to serve as a Sentinel at the Tomb of the Unknowns. Fewer than 20 percent of all volunteers are accepted for training and of those only a fraction pass training to become full-fledged Tomb Guards. This attrition rate has made the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier Identification Badge the second least-awarded decoration of the United States Military (the first being the Army Astronaut Badge).

The soldier “walking the mat” does not wear rank insignia, so as not to outrank the Unknowns, whatever their ranks may have been. Non-commissioned officers (usually the Relief Commander and Assistant Relief Commanders), do wear insignia of their rank when changing the guard only. They have a separate uniform (without rank) that is worn when they actually guard the Unknowns or are “Posted”.

The duties of the sentinels are not purely ceremonial. The sentinels will confront people who cross the barriers at the tomb, or are disrespectful or loud.

Walking the mat:
There is a meticulous routine which the guard follows when watching over the graves:

  • The soldier walks 21 steps across the Tomb. This alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given to any military or foreign dignitary in America. His weapon is always on the shoulder opposite the Tomb (i.e., on the side of the gallery watching the ritual).
  • On the 21st step, the soldier turns and faces the Tomb for 21 seconds.
  • The soldier then turns to face the other way across the Tomb and changes his weapon to the outside shoulder.
  • After 21 seconds, the first step is repeated.

This is repeated until the soldier is relieved of duty at the Changing of the Guard.

The mat is usually replaced twice per year: before Memorial Day and before Veterans Day. This is required because of the wear on the rubber mat by the special shoes worn by Tomb Guards. The sentinels have metal plates built into the soles and inner parts of their shoes to allow for a more rugged sole and to give the signature click of the heel during maneuvers. The sentinels wear sunglasses because of the bright reflection from the marble surrounding the Tomb and the Memorial Amphitheater.

On the ground not covered by the mat, a wear pattern in the tile can be seen that corresponds to the precise steps taken during the changing of the guard. On the mat itself, footprints worn in by standing guard are also visible.

Books about the  sentinels.

Books about the unknown soldiers.

Typo on the ballot for President

Jefferson County (WA) ballot accidentally asks voters to pick a president of the Untied States. Read more.

The typo is seen on the Jefferson County ballot, but the votes still will be counted.

Photo Credit: Peninsula Daily News. The typo is seen on the Jefferson County ballot, but the votes still will be counted.

Other fun election stuff

From the Desk of Donald Trump: Major Announcement

Donald Trump is offering something if Obama does something. Will it work?

Meet Omar bin Laden, Osama bin Laden’s son.

Omar bin Laden

Credit: BigPicturesPhoto.com

Omar Bin Laden, the fourth eldest son of the Al Qaeda leader, has denounced his killing as ‘criminal’ and said he reserves the right to take legal action against America. Read more.

Good luck with that.

How I felt when we got a day off from school as a kid

elementary school

This is actually from the documentary Jesus Camp. Kids praying to God and speaking in tongues. It’s pretty terrifying. Here’s the scene.

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