Tag Archives: Mitt Romney

THE ULTIMATE PRESIDENT FAILS COMPILATION

THE ULTIMATE PRESIDENT FAILS COMPILATION

Wear that “I Voted” sticker proudly America.

Good luck America. No matter who wins, we are in trouble.

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Who are you voting for (POLL)?

POLL: Who are you voting for tomorrow?

POLL: Who are you voting for tomorrow?

Tomorrow marks the end of what seems to be the longest Presidential campaign in history. I cannot wait to have this over with. I want my television commercials back to selling beer and new movies. 

I am curious to see where the readers of Duck Duck Gray Duck are at. Take my anonymous poll and see where you stand with others. 

 

Typo on the ballot for President

Jefferson County (WA) ballot accidentally asks voters to pick a president of the Untied States. Read more.

The typo is seen on the Jefferson County ballot, but the votes still will be counted.

Photo Credit: Peninsula Daily News. The typo is seen on the Jefferson County ballot, but the votes still will be counted.

Other fun election stuff

Is it my right NOT to vote?

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For the first time in my life, I am seriously considering staying home on election day.  I am opting-out of the political process.  I have come to believe “freedom” to choose who runs our country is an illusion and that American society has no real choice in who becomes President. These two candidates we have today were bought and paid for long ago.

The electoral college is bullshit. The current system of “winner takes all” in each state warps presidential elections. Through polling, candidates and media divide the country into red and blue states, and those categorized as “swing” acquire the attention. A Washington Post analysis shows the 2012 election will be decided by roughly 916,643 “undecided” voters in six swing states.

Consider me “decided.” I have decided to sit at home, pour some Grey Goose over ice, and exercise my right NOT to vote.  Am I wrong? 

Mitt Romney using U2’s old plane

Mitt Romney will be flying the friendly skies in an MD-83 that was used to transport Bono and his band between concert gigs during the U2 360° Tour from 2009 through 2011 in support of their 2009 album “No Line on the Horizon.”

Mitt Romney takes U2's plane on the campaign trail

Photo: Klaus Ecker

Mitt Romney takes U2's plane on the campaign trail

Random news links

Rosanne

The Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr will air on 8/12. Tom Arnold is said to be in appearance. Sneak peek.

The first woman to officiate an NFL football game

The first woman to officiate an NFL football gameRead Story

What Olympic Gold gets you. Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend (PHOTOS) 

Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend

TLC now has a show called My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I

New reality low? TLC now has a show called My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I – Read about it.

 Gen David Petraeus

Gen David Petraeus

Has Mitt Romney picked Gen David Petraeus to be VP? Read story.

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Man is surprisingly chill about almost being assassinated. He offers news media tips on how he would have done it.

Bryan Cranston playing Dr. Tim Whatley, Jerry’s dentist on Seinfeld in 1994.

34 other people you probably didn’t know were on Seinfeld See List

9 other religious companies besides Chick-fil-A – See list

Seth Horvitz ordered a flat-screen television from Amazon.com, but received an assault rifle instead. See news story.

Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem

Romney quotes edited to flow with the beats of Eminem.


(via Bag of Nothing)

GOP look-alikes

The republican presidential candidates have uncanny resemblances to some people in Hollywood.

GOP look-alikes
(via Weird Awesome Stuffs)

Santorum captivating audiences

Mr. Santorum captivated audiences at the Worldwide Christian Center in Pompano Beach recently.It’s over dude. Hang it up.

Source: Stephen Crowley

So, what do you do for the Romney campaign again?

So, what do you do for the Romney campaign again? Um, I hold chairs.

Romney guy holds chair
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