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Vasectomy Madness

You’ve talked it over with the wife. The kids are older now, and you have decided to put the kibosh on any future ruffians. You reluctantly agree to the dreaded vasectomy. Since it will feel like you have been kicked in the gym bag for three days, you might as well schedule it while something fun is on television.

This ad for Virginia Urology is encouraging men to do it now while March Madness is on. Brilliant! (via)

Source: vasectomymadness.com

Here are some other times of the year to get a vasectomy:

  • Shark Week
  • Opening weekend of football (careful here, there might be a lockout this season)
  • The week any new Call of Duty game goes on sale
  • During the holidays if you want to avoid your family

Recently dumped sex doll commits suicide

McCann Erickson, Prague and Lide.cz created this ad for the most popular dating site in the Czech Republic. The spot shows a devastated sex doll commit suicide because her manhandler dumped her to find human love online (which probably how he wound up with a sex doll in the first place). It is beautifully done and just what a guy would need to break up with his sex doll. I’m afraid that women using this dating site are now going to be flooded with requests from douchebags.

Addicted to Angry Birds? Mike Tyson can help

I was mesmerized by Angry Birds when it came out. I logged countless hours playing that game on my phone (much to my wife’s chagrin). Now I am cured. I recently deleted the app from my phone after completing multiple levels. I did it cold turkey. I am glad I did it my way.

For those that need a little extra help quitting Angry Birds, Mike Tyson has a new program that will help. Trust me.

Chatroulette Love Song

Have you seen and heard the Chatroulette Love Song yet? It has 1 million+ views so far. Takes awhile to get going, but it’s worth watching all of the way through. He (and his friends) put a lot of thought in the elaborate live video they create. This guy claims to have helped plan the video and explains how they did it.

Bullying or Assault? Australian boy fights back

A new video has emerged featuring an Australian boy named Casey ‘Little Zangief’ Heynes standing up to a school bully.

Heynes, a pupil at Chifley College Dunheved’s Campus in New South Wales, first takes a punch in the face from a smaller kid named Richard Gale, but avoids fighting until it’s obvious the attack is not going to stop.

Heynes grabs his bully, picks him up and delivers a stunning piledriver into the merciless asphalt.

Both kids were suspended.

First off, I applaud this kid for standing up for himself. He will do fine in life, and this was a good learning lesson for that tiny dipwad who started it.

Bullying has become topic du jour across the U.S. lately. When I was a boy in school, fights like this happened on a regular basis. It is a problem. After this video came out, I heard teachers commenting that the bigger boy should not have fought back and that there is never a reason for violence. I think that is bullshit. Teachers who say this are being a bit ridiculous. Richard Gale needed to get stomped, and I am glad he got what was coming.

There is a difference between bullying and assault. Casey Heynes was assaulted here. He defended himself after showing amazing constraint. His parents should go to the police and file charges. The school should expel the antagoniser.

I believe YouTube has pulled this video now. Try watching here on CBS.

He now has a Facebook Fan page that has 80,000+ fans!

How to be cool

I empathize with teens today. It’s hard to know how to be cool. As a kid, I would have probably approached finding the answer much the same way. Make a list! What doesn’t make you cool? Making that list and accidentally leaving it out for your friends to take and share with the world.

How to be cool

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Celebrity school photos

They were just like us! Take a look at some school portraits of famous celebrities. (via Blame It On The Voices)

Youth Lexicon: Understanding how teens talk

Next time you want to embarrass your teenager, hop on Facebook and start posting to their wall with some of these abbreviations.

They may get “sensy” about it, but it will be “totes” worth it.

Teen Lexicon

Teen Lexicon

Lent explained through the music of Sting

Sting

Is there a little black spot on your head today? Then you probably know what Lent is. If you aren’t Catholic and don’t really understand Lent, here is a music video that uses the music of Sting’s “King of Pain to help explain.

Books about Lent

How to get your child to go to sleep

I know that putting a child to bed is a nightmare for a lot of parents. Bedtime can be a test of wills and nightly exercise in negotiations that would make you qualified to join the FBI.

This Sealy commercial gives parents hope that bedtime can be a peaceful transition.

The TV Commercial titled “BOY” was done by Leo Burnett. It was released in the Nov 2001. Still effective 11 years later.