Category Archives: Funny Pictures & Videos

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Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Here is a list of funny fantasy baseball team names. (via) Looking for an edge in Fantasy Baseball this year? Check out these guides and tips to improve your odds.

Funky Michael Cole Mussina
Explosive Renteria
Honey Nut Ichiro’s
I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my Pujols
Huff The Magic Dragon
Nomar Mr. Nice Guy
The Good The Vlad and The Uggla
The Morneau After Pill
The Longorious Basterds
Jeter Christ Superstar
Napoli Married
Sweet ‘n Mauer Sauce
Domi Arigato Mr. Delgado
Cano U Didn’t
Personal DeJesus
Cuddyer Straits
Joba Doba Dooooo
Ned Yost Infections
Home for the Halladays
The Braun Supremacy
Pedroiaphile
You Shook Me All Night Longoria
Johan Santana featuring Rob Thomas
Zack and Miri Make a Morneau
Nomar Mr. Nice Guy
Chone of the Dead
Billy Beane is not My Lover

Why my kids will never be in a yoga class

If you were looking for a good reason NOT to get your kid into yoga, I have several here in this video. Yogi Oki-Doki is dude who teaches yoga to children. He gives them instructions for different yoga positions while people in animal costumes stare and make unfortunate sounds. It’s terrifying and a bit pedophilic.

I’ve gotta go find an eye-wash station now to erase what I just watched.

The blueprint for a Michael Cera movie

 

The blueprint for a Michael Cera movie

The blueprint for a Michael Cera movie

Oh Michael Cera. We fell in love with you playing George-Michael Bluth in “Arrested Development“. Then 2007 happened, and you gave us cinematic gems with Superbad and Juno. But now we are on to you. Your movies have a secret formula, and we now have the recipe. As George Bush so famously said, “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” Only, we will allow ourselves to get fooled again in 2012 when the Arrested Development movie comes out.

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Jim Gaffigan coming to Minneapolis Oct 2011

I was so excited to get the presale message for Jim Gaffigan tickets at the State Theater in Minnapolis this fall. For those of you who don’t know, he’ll be here 10/7 and 10/8. Buy tickets here.

Until then, enjoy this classic bit about camping from his King Baby tour.

Careless Whisper Saxophone Prank

This has been floating around for awhile, but what the hell. Check out this self described “Sexy Sax Man” hit the streets, malls, and other inappropriate locations to perform “Careless Whisper” on the saxaphone. His real name is Sergio Flores. Sounds like the name of a sax player.

Sexist retro advertising

I think we have come a long way in terms of gender equality in the U.S. If you want some proof of that, take a looksie at the sexism in these vintage advertisments. (via)

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Zombies Ahead

zombies ahead

Photos by Jeff Sochko: Road signs on S.C. 160 spread strange messages Sunday. How the signs got changed is unknown.

In South Carolina this past weekend, an electronic road sign warned motorists of “Zombies Ahead,” among other messages. Since you have to physically be at the sign with a key to change the message, the DOT in SC aren’t sure who did it. I’m thinking it was an inside job, but lets be honest, it could have been zombies. Read more about the prank here.

The Rules of Calling Shotgun

Shotgun Rules
I’m not sure how long youth have been “calling shotgun” with their friends before heading off in a car somewhere. I remember it well with my group of friends growing up. “Calling shotgun” usually turned into a gigantic argument that could delay a departure for 10 minutes or more.

I doubt that happens much anymore. Now, there is a website that outlines the rules of calling shotgun. I wish I would have had a resource like this as a teenager.

The term “shotgun” refers to the front passenger seat of an automobile. “Calling shotgun” is the act of claiming the position of shotgun for one’s self. The rules are located here and cover things like:

When shotgun can be called
Can shotgun be called indoors?
The Re-Entry Rule
The Line-Of-Sight Rule
What is “The Balk”
What if my hand is on the door?
How to handle garages
The Shotgun Gaper and how to deal with one

There are a ton more, and this site covers every possible scenario. Enjoy, bookmark, and share with your friends.

http://www.shotgunrules.com

Denver the guilty dog

If you have ever come home to find things not how you left them, you may want to ask the dogs. This guy grabs a video camera and interrogates a couple of dogs over some missing kitty treats. If you own a lab, you understand how they will not look at you when they have done something bad. Labs have the worst poker faces ever.

Denver the dog has been viewed by more than 2.5 million people and now has a Facebook page.

Frosty Paws a.k.a. “Puppy Crack”

Frosty Paws (a.k.a., “Puppy Crack”) should be a banned controlled substance in the animal kingdom. If you have a dog, you know what I’m talking about.

Puppy Crack

Puppy Crack