Posted onMarch 2, 2011|Comments Off on A “bitchin and gnarly” website dedicated to Charlie Sheen
A new website has surfaced highlighting recent quotes from Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen. Though his addiction is no laughing matter, his statements are quite entertaining. I smell a reality show. Click here to visit “Live the Sheen Dream”
Posted onFebruary 25, 2011|Comments Off on What your favorite classic rock band says about you
You know you have been into a couple of these bands before. Admit it. Well here is what John Peck says these bands say about you. Here are some of my favorites.
Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65.
Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section.
Foreigner: You have a severely wrinkled Jane Fonda poster under your bed.
Styx: You have a severely wrinkled Foreigner poster under your bed.
Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.
See these many others on the original posthere. (via McSweeney’s)
Posted onFebruary 18, 2011|Comments Off on 13-year-old’s online game review gets professional voice over
13-year-old boys are serious about their video games. If your game sucks, they’ll let you know like this kid did (see actual transcript below). The review of Super PSTW Action RPG was riddled with misspelled words and frustration that only a teenage gamer could articulate.
When the review was read by a professional voice over guy named D-Mac, something magical happened. I reley hope you like it.
Complete transcription of review:
“i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now. this game is so esey. i mean, all you do is hit the spacebar. thats it! how is this an RPG anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end! this game is crap! its not even an RPG at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol lies! is it supposed to be stick dudes? i dont even know how this damn game got the daily 3rd prize, or a rating of 4.26! pepole think this review is worthles. go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here! blam this piece of crap!!!!”
Posted onFebruary 18, 2011|Comments Off on Ladies, you know you’ve been there
You’ve been at a bar and seen them. Drunk girls. Nothing better illustrates how you can sometimes look to us than by viewing this baby trash a bar in Las Palmas. Have fun this weekend, no matter where you decide to belly up.
Saw this graffiti in the bathroom at a favorite Minneapolis restaurant of mine the other night. I love how the progression of “metal” one-upping is silenced by the baddest band of all time…Hall & Oates.
A 25-year-old University of Minnesota grad Adam Bahner, better known as “Tay Zonday,” climbed the YouTube charts in 2007 and is now being acknowledged for it. Zonday is one of 12 winners of the second annual YouTube Video Awards, recognizing the top user-created videos of 2007. His song and music video “Chocolate Rain” has been viewed over 15 million times. Zonday recorded the video in his Minneapolis living room in a make-shift studio space made of two-by-fours and bed sheets.
Local auto dealership commercials have always been difficult to watch. Just when you think you have seen the worst, along comes “The Family Man.” He wrote, directed, and unfortunately stars in his own infomercial for his Family Auto Mart car dealership in Florida. One rule of advertising is to be memorable. He succeeds here in the memorable category. Watch if you dare, but head to the bathroom first. You may wet yourself watching this assclownery.
McDonald’s Happy Meal Ad Cha Cha Slide (long version)
Chicago’s Leo Burnettadvertising agency has launched a brilliant new spot for McDonald’s that is catching a lot of buzz for local Chicago DJ Willie Perry’s “Cha Cha Slide, Part II.” The kid dancing in this video (Quincy Eaton) is also rumored to have been approached by Jay Leno and The Ellen DeGeneres Show to make an appearance.
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