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Why teachers drink
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Hip Hop just went full retard
You wouldn’t have seen Tupac or Biggie Smalls doing this….
Friendly Bear Waves Goodbye
I knew this bear seemed good-natured. Please don’t assume they are all like this though. Generally, they will pounce on your children and eat their legs as if they were watching Monday Night Football at a Buffalo Wild Wings.
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The cold hard truth from PBS painting guy Bob Ross
Bob Ross from the PBS show The Joy of Painting has a message for you about your dating life. (via)
How to encourage tip jar participation
Tip jars are often a neglected element of counter service. This establishment realizes that people love to vote on stupid things. It seems to be working.
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Terrorism vs Cancer
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What Facebook looked like on the day it launched
Facebook was founded by Mark Zuckerberg with his college roommates and fellow students Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. The Web site’s membership was initially limited by the founders to Harvard students when it launched in February 2004, but was expanded to other colleges in the Boston area, the Ivy League, and Stanford University.
As of July 2011, Facebook had more than 800 million active users.
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Joe Mauer’s wedding gift registry
Source: Larry Brown Sports is 99% sure this is Maddie in the picture above.
Joe Mauer got engaged over the weekend, and rumor has it that he tore several ligaments when he got down on one knee to propose. The Twins catcher, proposed to fellow Cretin-Derham Hall graduate Maddie Bisanz who is a nurse, so I’m sure he’s in good hands.
So what do you get a baseball player with a $184 million contract? Here are some things that might be on his gift registry.
- A pair of gold-plated crutches
- Bilateral leg weakness cream
- Clairol sideburn hair color
- A diamond encrusted Medical ID Alert Bracelet
- Drew Butera (to walk down the isle on the big day if Mauer isn’t 100% after the rehearsal dinner)
- Steroid infused wedding cake
- Abbott & Costello’s Who’s on First DVD
- A wedding band designed to look like a World Series Ring
- The classic game “Operation” by Hasbro
- A “get well soon card”
- A travel sized x-ray machine
All kidding aside, Minnesotans are happy for you Joe. Hope you can make it past first base on your wedding night.
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What else do you think is on his registry?
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