Tour de Fail

Tour De France crash

The worst bicycle crashes from the Tour de France and other races.

A new app that gives you disposable phone numbers

Burner is a new iPhone app that will give you a disposable, short term cell phone number to give to randos at the bar, weirdos on Craigslist, and Marlos on the corner. It also makes life easier for contract killers, stalkers, and the KGB.

Need disposable phone numbers? Burner has you covered

The app will become available in the Apple iTunes App Store Wednesday for $1.99 per download. Users start out with three credits, which gives them a single number for seven days of use or 20 minutes of talk time. Users can purchase additional credits or packages to extend the life of a number, or “burn” it at any time. Hope it hits Android soon.

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Random news links

Rosanne

The Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr will air on 8/12. Tom Arnold is said to be in appearance. Sneak peek.

The first woman to officiate an NFL football game

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What Olympic Gold gets you. Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend (PHOTOS) 

Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend

TLC now has a show called My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I

New reality low? TLC now has a show called My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I – Read about it.

 Gen David Petraeus

Gen David Petraeus

Has Mitt Romney picked Gen David Petraeus to be VP? Read story.

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Man is surprisingly chill about almost being assassinated. He offers news media tips on how he would have done it.

Bryan Cranston playing Dr. Tim Whatley, Jerry’s dentist on Seinfeld in 1994.

34 other people you probably didn’t know were on Seinfeld See List

9 other religious companies besides Chick-fil-A – See list

Seth Horvitz ordered a flat-screen television from Amazon.com, but received an assault rifle instead. See news story.

Plane crash video from inside cockpit

This is why I don’t do small planes. This footage is of a small airplane crash from inside the cockpit from two different views. Miraculously, everyone survived. Crash at 2:44. More footage of aftermath if you forward through. Unreal.

Related:
Minneapolis plane crashes in the 1950s

Take me to this party now

David Lee Roth, Pee-Wee Herman, and Rodney Dangerfield = Best Party EVER.

pee wee, dangerfield, and david lee roth
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Another escalator fail

Seriously, I am just using the stairs from here on out. These escalators are deadly.

escalator fail
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Here is another one involving a wheelchair. Brutal.

McDonald’s Curly Fries!!!!

ERMAHGERD!

McDonald's Curly Fries

Wait, they are only available in the Philippines. Dang!

Sound off: do you wish McDonald’s US would start selling Twister Fries?

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McDonalds $1000000 Menu Song contest record from 1989
Shadow advertising by McDonald’s
I’m into nuggets y’all (Remember these guys?)

Just sit down!

Aly Raisman's Dad

I about died when I saw this on TV the other night. Funny Olympic moment here when this curmudgeonly man got frustrated at Aly Raisman’s Dad for standing to cheer on his daughter.

Yukon Do It

Yukon Do It
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Fundraiser Chocolate

Share or Like if you ever sold these for a fundraiser as a kid. Worst chocolate ever.

Fundraiser Chocolate
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