Olympic Condoms

Olympic humor

Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.”

Wife says, “Why not wear Silver and finish second for a change.”

Thank you, good night!

Would you like to have dinner some night?

Garth from Wayne’s World has trouble reading women.

Garth from Wayne's World has trouble reading women.

(via Reddit)

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‘Dead’ man in river was just taking a nap

'Dead' man in river was just taking a nap

Just before noon a body was discovered in the Susquehanna River in the Williamsport area. The body was discovered floating face-up in the river just below a spill-dam, an area that has seen drownings before. Police and rescue stood buy waiting to retrieve the body when the man sat up. He was okay, just floating in the river on a hot summer’s day.  Story here.

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Final Jeopardy

My answer for every Jeopardy question.

My answer for every Jeopardy question.
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Earth, Jupiter and Venus as seen from Mars

From the surface of the red planet Mars, recent observations provide a view of the Earth, Jupiter and Venus (top down) in the sky. Stunning.

Earth, Jupiter and Venus as seen from Mars

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Cass McCombs – County Line

Cass McCombs

Source: CassMcCombs.com

Whenever I begin to think that music will never be as good as it used to be, artists like Cass McCombs surface. This song has been around for awhile, but I just discovered it. The keyboard tones are a throw back to something you may have heard your Mom listening to in 1986, but it’s a fresh take and it works.

‘County Line’ is from Cass McCombs’ album, WIT’S END, available on Domino.

Spider Found Living In Woman’s Ear Canal

HOLY HELL! One of my nightmares has just occurred in real life. A woman in China complained of an itchy ear and was hoping doctors could treat her. When doctors took a look inside, they found a spider had crawled into her ear while she slept.

An X-ray photo of the woman’s ear was posted to Reddit by user Psycho0222 and is displayed below.

Spider Found Living In Woman's Ear Canal

Source: Reddit Psycho0222

Sleep tight!

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Famous album covers recreated with socks

Cool new site here features famous album covers that have been recreated using socks. Visit http://thesockcovers.tumblr.com/ for more.

Famous album covers recreated with socks

If I had a dollar…

Attention Deficit Disorder

If this is you, then go buy this.

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Drive-Thru Pharmacy

Am I doing this right?

Drive-Thru Pharmacy

(via The Whatever)