Tag Archives: 2012 olympics

Olympic Condoms

Olympic humor

Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.”

Wife says, “Why not wear Silver and finish second for a change.”

Thank you, good night!

Just sit down!

Aly Raisman's Dad

I about died when I saw this on TV the other night. Funny Olympic moment here when this curmudgeonly man got frustrated at Aly Raisman’s Dad for standing to cheer on his daughter.

In case you are wondering what a regulation Olympic beach volleyball looks like

In case you are wondering what a regulation Olympic beach volleyball looks like

It appears to be in compliance. 

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New Sporting Events at the 2012 London Olympics

2012 olympics

Here’s a list of new events scheduled for the 2012 Summer Games in London. I could actually medal in a few of these:

Skullduggery
Buggery
Arsing About.
The Wank.
Taking the Piss.
Scuttlebutting.
Having a Laugh.
Getting it on, Banging a Gong.
Sodding off.
Shagging.
The Half-Arse.
Knackering.
Gap Minding.

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