John Clayton after a SportsCenter segment

Quality commercial here from ESPN.

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This party is going to be off the hook!

Buster’s idea of a good time.

‘Arrested Development’ Season 4 Confirmed as Lead-In to the Movie

‘Arrested Development’ Season 4 is also confirmed. Can’t wait.

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Hurricane Reporter Fails Compilation

Classic moments of field reporters covering these “dangerous” situations.

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Awkward band photos

funny band photos

Nothing says badass like showing off your B.C. Rich guitar collection on a trampoline.

Nothing says “Rock and Roll” like these painfully awkward band promo photos. View more at my favorite new site – Awkward band and musician photos.

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Couple flying with twin babies pass out candy to passengers

Couple flying with twin babies pass out candy to passengers

A couple with 14 week old twin boys on their first airplane ride were quite aware of the torment it would cause other travelers.  As a pre-emptive measure when flying cross-country from San Francisco, they handed out plastic bags of candy to fellow passengers to placate them in anticipation of the infants crying, screaming or causing other annoyances. (via)

Is it my right NOT to vote?

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For the first time in my life, I am seriously considering staying home on election day.  I am opting-out of the political process.  I have come to believe “freedom” to choose who runs our country is an illusion and that American society has no real choice in who becomes President. These two candidates we have today were bought and paid for long ago.

The electoral college is bullshit. The current system of “winner takes all” in each state warps presidential elections. Through polling, candidates and media divide the country into red and blue states, and those categorized as “swing” acquire the attention. A Washington Post analysis shows the 2012 election will be decided by roughly 916,643 “undecided” voters in six swing states.

Consider me “decided.” I have decided to sit at home, pour some Grey Goose over ice, and exercise my right NOT to vote.  Am I wrong? 

Man faked his own death to propose

Man faked his own death to propose

WTF????????????????????

Guitarist for band Starship dies

Guitarist for band Starship dies

Remember the band Starship? Well, their lead guitarist died of a heart attack after a show in Norfolk, Nebraska where apparently their music is alive and well. 46 year-old guitarist Mark Abrahamian was talking with his fiancée on the phone when he collapsed.

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They had 3 songs worth noting. Buy them here.

I didn’t realize the music video for “Sara” prominently features actress Rebecca De Mornay.



Sweet Jesus, no…

New Kids on the Block fan.

New Kids on the Block fan.
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Mitt Romney using U2’s old plane

Mitt Romney will be flying the friendly skies in an MD-83 that was used to transport Bono and his band between concert gigs during the U2 360° Tour from 2009 through 2011 in support of their 2009 album “No Line on the Horizon.”

Mitt Romney takes U2's plane on the campaign trail

Photo: Klaus Ecker

Mitt Romney takes U2's plane on the campaign trail