Pizza shop owner bear hugs President Obama

Pizza shop owner bear hugs President Obama

Upon walking into the Big Apple Pizza & Pasta Restaurant in Ft. Pierce, Fla., Sunday afternoon, President Obama received an enthusiastic greeting by the shop’s owner who wrapped his arms around the president’s back for a bear hug and and lifted him him off the ground.

I was really bothered by this. Seriously, this is a President of the United States! Why would you think this is EVER okay? Dude is lucky the Secret Service didn’t absolutely massacre this guy.

CBS News (w/ video)

Meanwhile, a lady biker sits with VP Biden at Cruisers Diner in Seaman, Ohio. I have no words.

A lady biker sits on Biden's lap today at Cruisers Diner in Seaman, Ohio. via the AP

Baby Advice for New Dads

What Bumbo recall?

What Bumbo recall?

I recently became a new Dad. It has been one of the coolest experiences every. It has also been one of the hardest things I have ever done. Here is a short list of mixed advice and product suggestions to help you make the transition.

  • Sleep deprivation is a powerful thing. I now understand why the CIA uses this as a enhanced interrogation technique. Lack of sleep can really alter your mood and make things much worse than they are. Take turns getting up for changing and feeding your new baby. We traded off every other feeding, but also did many together for “moral” support.
  • Buy Pampers.  Huggies pretty much suck.
  • Go buy the “Happiest Baby on the Block” DVD. These techniques seriously saved us from what was becoming an impossible situation. The tricks worked instantly and we slept well the first night we used the techniques.
  • Go buy the Healthy Sleep Habits book. Read it. Super good advice here.
  • The Diaper Genie is worth it. The refills can get pricey, but I would not go without this device.
  • Not all kids like to be in a swing, so buy one used if you can. We have a standard swing, but are thinking the kid may like a side-to-side swing better.
  • If you had a premie, adjust their age when you read about any advice. This was a huge frustration for us. We never quite knew if the developmental milestones we read about could be applied to our daughter since she was 5-weeks early. If your baby is 3 months old, but was born two months early, his adjusted age is 1 month.
  • Our kid was fussy. No question about it. What finally worked was stuffing her full of food during day and swaddling the crap out of her for naps. It is true what they say, if your kid is fussy it is probably due to needing a diaper change or they are hungry.
  • If they are already fussy and crying, you’ve missed your opportunity. Catch them BEFORE this happens, and they will go down to sleep much easier for you. Look for the signs of heavy eyes or a calm baby doing the 1,000 yard stare. This means they are ready to nap. Do it quick when you see this and you’ll be amazed how quick they fall asleep and stay asleep.
  • Don’t play the game of trying to keep your kid awake longer to wear them out. They won’t sleep longer because of it. We tried this and it backfired big time. Keep a consistent feeding schedule as long as you can, but know they will eat when they want to.
  • Take home the bottles you get in the nursery and ask for extras. The nipples are the best and don’t leak.
  • If you have a summer baby, get lightweight swaddle blankets or swaddle sacks.
  • Crying baby in the car seat? Turn your radio to a station of pure static and crank up that white noise.

That’s what I got for you so far. I hope this helps. If you have any other questions, let me know in the comments and I’ll do my best to answer. If you have any suggestions or tips, let’s hear them!

It’s time for the 28th Amendment

Now this would get me to the polls in November.

It's time for the 28th Amendment
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Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno in upcoming movie

Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno in upcoming movie

Al Pacino is reportedly set to play legendary Penn State coach Joe Paterno in a movie.

A film based on the recent biography by Joe Posnanski entitled “Paterno” has been shopped around.

Pacino, age 72, seems like a perfect fit. Who should play Sandusky?

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Every time I look at Sarah Jessica Parker

Every time I look at Sarah Jessica Parker
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Sarah Jessica Parker stuff for sale.

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3.1 Phillip Lim for Target

September baseball

Funny what happens once football starts.

Minor League Guy On Third
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Candy Corn Oreos

Want. Buy them online too.

Candy Corn Oreos
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Lennon & Maisy – Sunglasses At Night

The Stella sisters Lennon and Maisy, quite possibly the world’s coolest preteens, are shooting to viral fame. They offer up this harmonious cover of Corey Hart’s “Sunglasses At Night” as an apology for not being able to accept Michael Kors’ invitation to join him at Fashion Night Out.

I have always loved this song. Their cover is splendid.

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Things Girls Lie About

Comedian Jenna Marbles explains some of the things women don’t usually tell the truth about. (Language NSFW)

Spotted at the DNC

A DNC-goer stands on the convention floor on the first day of the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, September 4, 2012.

"Once you vote black, you never go back" button on display at the DNC.

Photo: Reuters – Jessica Rinald

I get the joke, but it’s actually a distraction from the message Obama supporters need to be spreading right now.

This kind of open racism would have been blasted if an “elect whitey” message had been on display at the RNC. Just saying.