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Crazy videos, bizarre stories, strange photos, and conspiracies from around the globe.

Authentic vampire-killing kit from 1800s

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Guy calls 911 to report that his ex-wife wouldn’t give him back his beer

Courtesy: Avon Lake Police Department Copyright 2013 Scripps Media, Inc.

Courtesy: Avon Lake Police Department
Copyright 2013 Scripps Media, Inc.

Story from ABC 5 in AVON LAKE, Ohio.

An Avon Lake man is in jail after drunkenly calling 911 to report an argument with his ex-wife over five Milwaukee’s Best beers.

John Bansley was dropped off at his ex-wife’s home after being cited for open container in a public place. A police report said Bansley was sitting outside a food mart on Lear Read with an open 16-ounce can of Milwaukee’s Best Premium beer and a cardboard sign reading “bus ticket or beer.”

Bansley was taken to his ex-wife’s home under the condition that he did not drink or bring beer into the home. Officers gave Bansley’s ex-wife his five remaining Milwaukee’s Best beers, which they had confiscated.

At 11:15 a.m., Bansley called 911 to report that his ex-wife wouldn’t give him back his beer.

“It’s a fight over beer,” Bansley tells the Avon Lake police dispatcher. Bansley argues with his ex-wife in the background, then ends the call by telling the dispatcher she sounds pretty and asking for her number.

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This probably works out well at night

Tree in road

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Skoda makes the baby stroller more manly

This would be a bitch to fold.

a manly stroller

More on this beast here.
Thanks Bag of Nothing.

Strange and Crazy news

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Scam or U.S. government spy experiment gone wrong? Man cannot remember anything of past life after being found unconscious in Palm Springs motel room. Wakes up speaking Swedish. [story]


Mom Gets Into Fight While Holding Baby at Chuck E. Cheese (VIDEO)

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11 things that are banned in other countries but legal in the U.S. [story]

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Starring Sherlock’s Benedict Cumberbatch as Julian Assange, The Fifth Estate will open this fall. (view trailer)

Anyone want to go get a snail facial with me?

Airline Attendant Accused of Hiding Rats in Underpants, Files Lawsuit — United Press International

Casey Anthony’s Parents Sell Off Caylee’s Toys in Yard Sale — RadarOnline.com

A Hospital in Zimbabwe Charged Women $5 for Each Scream During Childbirth — Washington Post

Life sucks for the guy named Jorge Zimmerman

Not the real "George Zimmerman"

Not the real “George Zimmerman”

Many may hate George Zimmerman, but I think we can all feel sorry for poor Jorge Zimmerman. The Rhode Island man has literally been chased off the Internet after his Facebook account was flooded with hate messages following the verdict of the other Zimmerman. “I didn’t know who these people were,” Jorge said. “I got messages like … watch your back, just watch yourself.” Apparently these people were too angry to realize that this Zimmerman’s first name was spelled differently, he doesn’t live in Florida and he looks nothing like the man whose face has been broadcast nonstop for the past few weeks. “I had to deactivate my [Facebook] account,” he said. “I just wanted to be left alone.” (via MSN vi Source)

Fair Game or Bad taste?

Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (aka, Dick Weed) will appear on the cover of the Aug. 3 edition of Rolling Stone magazine.

Rolling-Stone

Not sure why we are so surprised when stuff like this happens in journalism. This is how it’s always been done (see below). They’ll keep doing it as long as we’re buying.

Asiana Plane Crash News Story Fail

Someone at KTVU is very gullible and very unemployed now. 

Asiana Flight

Bay Area television station KTVU incorrectly reported the names of the pilots flying the ill-fated Asiana Airlines Flight 214 using racially insensitive monikers. Read more.

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Positive Pregnancy Test – $25

This is some “Gone Girl” stuff right here…

Positive Pregnancy Test

GMO debate turns into a sticker campaign

So how is this helping exactly???

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Comments from other people below:

The [removed] campaign is a decentralized, autonomous grassroots campaign born out of our broken food system. We have been asking our government to label food products so we can make educated decisions about what we eat. The government has ignored our requests and so we are taking matters into our own hands.

Get your labels at [removed] or [removed]!

Hey, so the grocery stores who are hit by this are going to have to go through a lot of shit over those stickers. They will have to either remove them or, if they cannot, probably reclaim every product stickered. It won’t be the companies that make the products who deal with it directly, it will be the minimum wage employees at the store fronts—and the way distribution works, those stores are miles down the chain from producers. I get this campaign and the sentiment behind it, but just like trashing the office of a corporation will only force the ill-paid janitor to have a bad day, I don’t think this will do anything except make trouble for people who have nothing to do with decision making.

my husband works in a grocery store

don’t do this shit you end up hurting the little people, not the big people

 But seriously, read it, because shit like this pisses me off too. It’s NEVER the corporations that have to deal with things like this. It’s always a poorly paid underling who has to deal with your passive aggressive antics. Not only that, but some of them will probably be punished because your shenanigans happen during their shift. Please think before you ruin an innocent person’s day.

Fuckers do this all the time to us and I have to spend time out of my day to remove each one and 1506 the items that are ruined. This comes out of our store’s budget and can eventually make us go under budget which has all of our hours cut. Fuck every single one of you for this stupid fucking stunt. You’re hurting people like me who are trying to get enough money to go back to college.

THE WORST PART ABOUT THIS IS THAT GMO’S ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND HAVE HELPED SAVE TENS OF MILLIONS OF LIVES AT LEAST AROUND THE WORLD

BY DEFACING THEM YOU’RE RUINING THE REPUTATION OF A LIFE-SAVING TECHNOLOGY THAT IS PREVENTING STARVATION IN THIRD-WORLD COUNTRIES THAT NORMALLY YOU DOUCHEBAGS TRY TO PROTECT

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO PULL THIS SHIT ARE THE ONES WHO CRY ABOUT PRIVILEGE AND CHARITY AND THEY ARE LITERALLY ALMOST CAUSING THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE EVERY TIME THEY THREATEN A MAJOR GMO OR GE CROP BECAUSE THEY ARE CONVINCING THIRD-WORLD LEADERS TO NOT OBTAIN THEM

SERIOUSLY YOU MOTHER FUCKERS NEED TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD BEFORE YOU START THIS SHIT.

THERE’S OVER 40 YEARS OF RESEARCH AND EXPERIENCE INTO THIS THAT PROVES THAT THERE’S NOT A DAMN THING WRONG WITH IT SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS AND STOP TRYING TO END AN INDUSTRY THAT IS ACTIVELY WORKING TO CURE WORLD HUNGER

All of the above stuff. Don’t be dicks people.

All of the bold.

Monsanto may be evil, but GMO foods are safe, and have been an enormous boon to many parts of the world. Not all GMO foods are developed by Monsanto or anything like them. As mentioned above, many are developed by humanitarian scientists in an effort to combat world hunger.

The problem is not and never has been genetically modified crops. The problem is greedy fucks and corporations run amok.

People seriously need to understand the difference between “We made this tomato more resistant to frost by splicing in a salmon gene” (science is awesome!) and “We made this plant resistant to toxic chemicals so we can spray them all over everything ever” (corporate greed is awful!). Labeling both of those things as GMOs is doing everyone a serious disservice. We need a new name for what Monsanto does. Toxic gengineering perhaps?

(And yes, the bolded stuff is also really important, I’m glad it’s been solidly covered. I’m a biologist, so gengineering is much more my bailiwick.)

well look at that, kids who have obviously never had to work a minimum-wage job are trying to be ~aktuhvists~

I may punch anyone I saw doing this.

My old store has arrested people for doing this, they were then forced to pay for 1000 Dollars worth of product that they ruined. Heads up kids, dont ever try this.

Your comments are welcomed.

(Source: westernherbalism)