Category Archives: Politics & Religion

Political and religious news and satire.

Stop the debate

clinton binder
(via Texts From Hillary)

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Religious Halloween Decorations

Via i09:  It’s unclear which congregation is behind this wonderfully weird mannequin theater, but here is Luke Skywalker rebuking one parthenogenetically born poppa for another. Is this canon? Can this be canon? Please?

star wars chruch decorations

Photo by: Matthew Paul Turner

Puerto Rico could become our 51st state, yet nobody is talking about it.

Puerto Rico statehood

Image: Washington Post

On November 6th, besides the presidential election, the people of Puerto Rico are set to vote on something VERY important.

1. Whether they want to continue to be a territory of the United States.
2. To become a sovereign nation.
3. Become the 51st state.

This is sort of a big deal for our country yet I don’t think it’s even been reported on. It’s been 53 years since we added to the empire, I like many others are hoping for statehood.

What do you want to see happen?

Thanks for bringing this to my attention Tim

Office with a view

Don’t worry, it’s just like climbing the rope in gym class.

aircraft carrier

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Weird news link dump

Hong Kong tycoon has offered a $65 million 'marriage bounty' to any man who can win the heart of his lesbian daughter

The lesbian daughter is the one on the right.

Hong Kong tycoon has offered a $65 million ‘marriage bounty’ to any man who can win the heart of his lesbian daughter – Read story

Gov. Gary Johnnson

The Libertarian candidate for President (Gov. Gary Johnson) took to Reddit for AMA. View the Q&A here. Good stuff.

Insane Clown Posse Suing

Insane Clown Posse Suing FBI. If you care why, click here.

jimmy_hoffa

A tipster with terminal cancer tells the FBI Jimmy Hoffa is buried under a driveway in Michigan and he may not be lying. Read more.

Here are some cool books about Hoffa.

haunted house snake

Let the Halloween festivities begin. The worlds largest snake is being used as part of the horror for a haunted house in called “The Edge of Hell” in Kansas City. At 350 pounds and 25 feet long, the python is served a healthy diet of rabbits, hogs, and deer. Deer. Link to the story.

How’s that Arab Spring working out for you?

Source: Washington Post

Hundreds of protesters chanting “Death to America” stormed the U.S. Embassy compound in Sanna, Yemen on Thursday. The protesters then burned the U.S. flag.

The Obama administration will provide Yemen $337 million in aid in the 2012 fiscal year, up from $147 million provided in the previous fiscal year.

Billions more  in aid has been given to middle eastern countries by this administration and the last. 

Is giving billions in aid to Arab countries a good use of our tax money when they want “Death to America” and murder people trying to help them?

By the way, here is the video that outraged these idiots. My review of it is two thumbs down. The plot line is weak and the director of photography should be fired. Don’t see it in theaters. Wait for it on Redbox. 

Chicago teachers protesting went to far

rahm likes nickelback
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Pizza shop owner bear hugs President Obama

Pizza shop owner bear hugs President Obama

Upon walking into the Big Apple Pizza & Pasta Restaurant in Ft. Pierce, Fla., Sunday afternoon, President Obama received an enthusiastic greeting by the shop’s owner who wrapped his arms around the president’s back for a bear hug and and lifted him him off the ground.

I was really bothered by this. Seriously, this is a President of the United States! Why would you think this is EVER okay? Dude is lucky the Secret Service didn’t absolutely massacre this guy.

CBS News (w/ video)

Meanwhile, a lady biker sits with VP Biden at Cruisers Diner in Seaman, Ohio. I have no words.

A lady biker sits on Biden's lap today at Cruisers Diner in Seaman, Ohio. via the AP

It’s time for the 28th Amendment

Now this would get me to the polls in November.

It's time for the 28th Amendment
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Spotted at the DNC

A DNC-goer stands on the convention floor on the first day of the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, September 4, 2012.

"Once you vote black, you never go back" button on display at the DNC.

Photo: Reuters – Jessica Rinald

I get the joke, but it’s actually a distraction from the message Obama supporters need to be spreading right now.

This kind of open racism would have been blasted if an “elect whitey” message had been on display at the RNC. Just saying.