Slash: “Axl Hates My Guts”

Guns n’ Roses At Stardust Ballroom June 28, 1985. (Photo by Jack Lue/Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)

Dude, I have knots in my stomach over this induction.

Besides hating the fact that Green Day are inducting Guns N’ Roses at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony this Saturday, I now have to wait on Axl AGAIN to not crush my hopes for a reunion.

The hopeful part of my heart wants Axl to show up, scream, and completely destroy the naysayers by melting the hipster glasses right off their faces with a crushing performance of Sweet Child O’ Mine, while ushering in a new wave of hair metal to fill the void of good music we live with today.

The blackened, cynical part of my heart understands that Axl will probably let us down again.

Slash thinks so too. In an interview with Rolling Stone, Slash said that Axl hates him and that a reunion performance is not likely. Then again, if you read the Slash autobiography, you’ll learn Slash is deeply scarred by his relationship with Axl. A psychiatrist could write a book on how mental Slash and Axl really are.

Do you think Guns N’ Roses will reunite and perform on Saturday?

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No time for bronchitis

This lady just made my day. Sweet Brown describes her experience when she realized her apartment complex was on fire. How is this video not at 1 million views yet?

But seriously, who does have time for bronchitis? I don’t.


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Beating of tourist in Baltimore [VIDEO]

A tourist was beaten, robbed and stripped naked in Baltimore as a crowd laughs and watches. Watch the disturbing video below, and share it with others so the attackers can be identified.

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19 Regional Words All Americans Should Adopt

A celebration of slang. When traveling across the United States, it sometimes feels like the locals are speaking a whole different language. That’s where the Dictionary of American Regional English comes to the rescue. Read their definitions here.

  1. whoopensocker (n.), Wisconsin
  2. snirt (n.), Upper Midwest
  3. slug (n. or v.), Washington, D.C.
  4. wapatuli (n.), Wisconsin
  5. arsle (v.), Kentucky, Virginia, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Arkansas
  6. jabble (v.), Virginia
  7. sneetered (v.), Kentucky
  8. slatchy (adj.), Nantucket
  9. snoopy (adj.), Maryland, Pennsylvania
  10. arky (adj.), Virginia
  11. faunch (v.), South Midlands, West
  12. chinchy (adj.), South, South Midlands
  13. larruping (adv.), Oklahoma, South Midlands
  14. mizzle-witted (adj.), South
  15. burk (v.), Georgia, South
  16. jasm (n.), Connecticut
  17. mug-up (n.), Alaska
  18. bufflehead (n.), Pennsylvania (mountains)
  19. Duck Duck “Gray” Duck (Minnesota)

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Easter Eggs for Hitler

"Easter morning, T/5 William E. Thomas...and Pfc. Joseph Jackson...will roll specially prepared eggs on Hitler's lawn." March 10, 1945.

Easter morning, T/5 William E. Thomas and Pfc. Joseph Jackson about to roll specially prepared eggs on Hitler’s lawn. March 10, 1945.

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Was Susan Collins influenced by Stephen King?

The Hunger Games and The Long Walk share a lot of similarities. 

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Best Yelp review ever

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