Stephen Colbert explains hurricanes

Stephen Colbert explains hurricanes
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Now that makes sense.

Tupac and KISS

Tupac presenting Grammy Award with Kiss at the 38th Grammy in 1996.

Tupac presenting Grammy Award with Kiss at the 38th Grammy in 1996.
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Hip Hop just went full retard

At the White House this morning

“Mr. President, We should really get going.”

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Awesome back-to-school photo

Parents rejoice!

Awesome back-to-school photo
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Use The Other Door The Goose Will Attack

Exit at your own risk.

Use The Other Door The Goose Will Attack
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Black helicopters in Minneapolis?

Black helicopters in Minneapolis

Police are alerting the public in Minneapolis that military aircraft will be conducting “routine training” over the Twin Cities through Saturday, largely in the evenings. Residents may see or hear low-flying, military transport helicopters – specifically Black Hawks and smaller Hughes 500s, flying in the Minneapolis area between 7 p.m. and midnight.

I don’t know how you feel about this, but I don’t like it. I understand that urban training is something the military needs to practice. It’s not like wars only happen in the jungle or the desert, but the fact they are training in a real populated U.S. city makes my conspiracy brain run wild. If it’s happening in my city, it’s happening elsewhere too.

Anyone else kinda freaked out by this?

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Related:
Military “training exercise” has town on edge

Tent Jacket

JakPak-Jacket-Sleeping-Bag-Tent

Here is a cool new product for all of you outdoorsy and survival types. Introducing the tent jacket. It is the first all-in-one jacket, tent and sleeping bag. It’s called the JakPak Jacket Sleeping Bag Tent.

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Product Features

  • Rip-stop
  • Waterproof rip-stop nylon on back for laying on wet ground and breathable on front for comfort.
  • Tent and sleeping bag are detachable.
  • Interior pocket is waterproof.
  • Integrated elastic suspenders help distribute shelter and sleeping bag weight evenly.
  • Roomy fit allows winter clothes inside the bag and jacket.

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Giant Uterus Headed for Tampa

Giant Uterus Headed for Tampa
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Final Countdown. Sesame Street’s Jerry “Count von Count” Nelson Has Died

Jerry Nelson, the puppeteer behind Sesame Street’s beloved Count von Count, died Thursday at the age of 78. The cause of death was unspecified. So sad. The number of kids he taught how to count? Countless.

Final Countdown. Sesame Street's Jerry "Count von Count" Nelson Has Died

Here is a classic clip.

Stocked up on Fla-vor-ice

There that’s better. I should be set now.

Fla-vor-ice Freeze Pops
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