Category Archives: Love Parenting and Relationships

The cold hard truth about dating, marriage, parenting, and sex.

How to Turn a Glove into a Chipmunk

One lonely glove + these easy instructions = Chipmunk. PDF loads a bit slowly. Be patient.

How to Turn a Glove into a Chipmunk
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Melon humor

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A 4th grader’s first ski jump

Learning ski jumping takes courage, and this 4th grader has what it takes. The fear of facing something scary and then forcing yourself to push through plays out in this video. You can hear the excitement in this kids voice at then end. Challenge accepted. Life lesson learned. Confidence boosted. Awesome.

Pirate in 3…2…1

Pirate in 3...2...1
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Oreo prank

A tube of toothpaste and some Oreo cookies can result in a tasty prank. More pranks here.

oreo prank
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#lolwhitepeople

Hey, a family photo would be nice! I have an idea! #lolwhitepeople (via The Whatever)

lolwhitepeople

More awkward family photos here.

Snooki’s baby registry

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So Snooki is pregnant. Where do you stand now pro-lifers?! Justin kidding… Although this means that she will be responsible for the emotional and intellectual guidance of a human being, I am excited for her. We are eagerly waiting to see what will be on her baby gift registry. Here are some ideas. 

Snooki’s baby registry
A 9-month supply of fried pickles
Bambino on Board car window sign
A 50 gallon drum of baby oil for tanning
A tanning crib
Animal print onesieis
Jersey Shore coloring books
GTL baby bib (like this)
Baby diaper before the diaper or “t-shirt time” baby wife beaters
Infant sunglasses

What do think should be on her registry?

Women never forget. Ever.

Watch what happens when Bill Clinton tries to kiss Hillary. I call it the “kiss-diss.”

Watch what happens when Bill Clinton tries to kiss Hillary.

Jeff, one lonely guy

Need to talk about anything? Call Jeff. I wonder what kid of calls he got?

Jeff, one lonely guy
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How to drug a woman to make her more accepting of doing housework

A vintage ad for a drug that will make your wife compliant. Wow.

sexist ad
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