Tag Archives: Weird news

No good deed goes unpunished

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POLICE WARNING: Beware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert

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Have you seen this man? Fat white dude. In a car. With his pants down. Doing things with Swiss cheese… [Full story]

This woman really hates the Eagles

Vernett Bader (mugshot below) stabs roommate over his choice of easy listening rock.

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Full story here.

Strange and Crazy news

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Scam or U.S. government spy experiment gone wrong? Man cannot remember anything of past life after being found unconscious in Palm Springs motel room. Wakes up speaking Swedish. [story]


Mom Gets Into Fight While Holding Baby at Chuck E. Cheese (VIDEO)

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11 things that are banned in other countries but legal in the U.S. [story]

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Starring Sherlock’s Benedict Cumberbatch as Julian Assange, The Fifth Estate will open this fall. (view trailer)

Anyone want to go get a snail facial with me?

Airline Attendant Accused of Hiding Rats in Underpants, Files Lawsuit — United Press International

Casey Anthony’s Parents Sell Off Caylee’s Toys in Yard Sale — RadarOnline.com

A Hospital in Zimbabwe Charged Women $5 for Each Scream During Childbirth — Washington Post

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Video: Artifact in museum moving on its own

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This time-lapsed footage captured on surveillance camera shows a 4,000-year-old ancient Egyptian relic of Neb-Senu gradually spinning in its display case over the course of a week.

For the last eight decades, the statue remained stationary until caretaker Campbell Price noticed a shift in its placement that would return each day after being adjusted.

While Price speculates the artifact’s movement might be explained by the disturbance of an “ancient spirit,” physicist Brian Cox believes that the rotation may have been caused by a process know as “differential friction,” in which subtle vibrations can make an object turn on its axis.

I think the statuette being inhabited by the soul of a centuries dead Egyptian mummy is more logical conclusion. 🙂

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Police Report: Choked Boyfriend for Singing ‘Thrift Shop’

Repeated singing of Macklemore hit song, leads to violence.

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FYI – Adele makes me violent.

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Tortoise survives for 30 years locked in storeroom

Family discover missing pet tortoise in locked store room 30 YEARS after she vanished…and she’s still alive. Full story.

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Photo via TV Globo. Alone time: Manuela was finally discovered alive inside a box containing an old record player when the family decided to clear out a locked store room (above). Tortoise looks pissed.

Notes:
1. Manuela (tortoise) disappeared from her home in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in 1982
2. Found when owners finally cleared out storage room after family member died
3. Vet believes she survived by eating termites from the wooden floors
4. She looks pissed. Poor thing probably craved a leafy green salad with crickets on a daily basis.

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“Welcome To Ozzy Osbourne International Airport.” It Could Happen!

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