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18 Things Not To Say To A Cop

Eighteen Things Not To Say To A Cop

Here is a quick list of eighteen things not to say to a cop and the responses you should expect.

“Well, I know the Chief of Police” Really, well you two can discuss this ticket when you hang out next.

“I pay your salary” Funny, I say the same thing to the cops where I live; guess we’re even.

“You guys should go fight real crime” Oh good idea sir/ma’am! Could you point me to the address? I’ll let the other cars know too. I’m assuming you were going to call us and let us know where it was before I stopped you so this turned out to be perfect timing!

“These aren’t my pants” “That’s not my baggie” “I didn’t know that was there” Right, and these aren’t my handcuffs either. *click click*

“You’re never there when I need you” I was too busy trying to reach my quota.

“I know my rights” I now know there is a 98.7% chance you do not.

“You wouldn’t be so tough without that badge and gun” And you wouldn’t be so irritating if you exercised your right to remain silent.

“Take these cuffs off and we’ll see who is tough” Remember that one time you didn’t have cuffs on and I put them on you and brought you to jail?

Tells their children “They’re here to arrest/get you!” Good job mom or dad, way to try to make a future customer for me rather than a future partner. Just great.

“Don’t you know who I am?” Hold on, let me reach into my bag of “give a craps.” Nope, none left.

“My [insert name of relative] is a lawyer!” Well if he’s a good lawyer, he’ll have enough money to bail you out, you may be in luck!

“I’m gonna have your job” But I thought you didn’t like cops? (sidenote: this joke generally goes over their heads)

“You should have been a firefighter” A recliner, big screen TV and fresh food sound good right about now. Maybe you’re right!

“Anyone else smell bacon?” Did you say bacon!? Where!?

“I get it, you’re just trying to meet a quota” Yes, you were going 57 in a 35 because I have a quota…makes perfect sense sir.

“You’re not gonna take fingerprints off of that rock?” Nope. Normally I would but our machine that I can put the fingerprint in and get the result in 3 seconds before commercial break is broken.

“I’m not driving, I’m traveling” Ok fair enough: I’m not gonna drive you to jail, I’m going to travel with you there.

“I swear to drunk I’m not God” Great…I think I need a drink.

via Humanizing the Badge

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A discussion about the shooting death of Jamar Clark by North Minneapolis police officers. 

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The woman is accusing these two idiots of stealing her wallet.

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Police Need Help Finding This Missing U of MN Student

Jennifer Houle, 22, was last seen between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m. this past Friday at Blarney Pub and Grill in Dinkytown

Jennifer Houle, 22, was last seen between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m. this past Friday at Blarney Pub and Grill in Dinkytown

Minneapolis Police need your help to find a missing University of Minnesota student. Jennifer Houle, 22, was last seen between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m. this past Friday at Blarney Pub and Grill in Dinkytown. Police say her purse was found three blocks away on the 1100 block of 4th Street Southeast at about 3 a.m.

Houle, from Stillwater, is 5 feet 5 inches tall, weighs about 140 pounds and has long blond hair. She was last seen wearing a black leather jacket, green blouse, black leggings and black boots.

She is a senior studying business at the Carlson School of Management, and is set to graduate this spring. Houle is also a member of the Pi Beta Phi sorority, which is located about three blocks away from Blarney Pub and about a block away from where her purse was found.

Minneapolis Police spokesman John Elder said investigators were working on several theories. He said that cutting off contact after an evening out with friends was not consistent with Houle’s typical behavior.

According to Houle’s Facebook account, she also planned to attend a Women in Business Gala at the McNamara Alumni Center on Thursday, an event that was scheduled to run from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.

Anyone with information is urged to call 911, the Minneapolis Police tipline at 612-692-TIPS (8477), or send a text to 847 411 (tip 411) then enter MPD and the tip.

BREAKING 3/30/2015: Minneapolis police are now saying video evidence was located that indicates Ms. Houle “entered the river from the 10th Avenue Bridge” on Friday morning and was alone when she went over the bridge and into the water. No body has been recovered. Authorities did not call this a suicide or an accident.

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Young Girl And Her Brother Savagely Attacked

This video is sickening and should make you irate. Please share so this person is caught. An older teen girl beats a young girl while her younger brothers watches in horror. Click the link below for the full video.

Young Girl and Little Brother attacked

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Video posted on facebook shows a brutal attack on a young female and her little brother in Indianapolis. While being beaten, the young girl asks, “What did I do? What did I do? No. What did I do? Please stop.” As the victim was asking why she was being attacked, one of the boys in the group appeared to answer, “You white, b***h.”

Location of attack: 3500 Brookside Pkwy S Dr Indianapolis, IN 46201

Perpetrator’s Alias: “Nook”

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008436587861&fref=ts

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJRwrM_zjYvxlmMLna_r6ag/discussion (Her YouTube)

https://www.facebook.com/shania.bryant.750?fref=photo (Who posted the video above on fb)

HER PHONE: (317)-564-9488

Her “boo”‘s PHONE:
Jawon Jones (765)-669-1978

HER INSTAGRAM: 10_13_13_doe, NOOK_PAGE

via MN Police Clips

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Brutal robbery of pregnant woman at a Boost Mobile store

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Shocking surveillance video tonight of a pregnant woman being sucker punched by the crime element in FL. It began when a man walked into the Boost Mobile store on Bayou Boulevard in Pensacola recently. The female clerk was alone in the store and without any warning, the drills her in the face. Prepare to feel rage when you watch this video. The guy was eventually caught. Go buy a dropcam for your home or business here.

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