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You mean I thanked my spouse for nothing?

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Woman’s baby cut from womb while responding to Craigslist ad

Dynel Catrece Lane, 34

Suspect Dynel Catrece Lane – age 34 (Photo: Boulder County Sheriff’s Department)

What in the actual F is the matter with people?

A 26-year-old Longmont woman who was seven months pregnant showed up at a home Wednesday to buy baby clothes she’d seen in a Craigslist post.

What police say happened then is horrific: The 34-year-old woman named Dynel Catrece who lives at the home, in the 1600 block of Green Place in Longmont, CO stabbed the pregnant woman and “removed” her baby.

The baby did not survive.

Speaking to the Longmont Times-Call, the Boulder County District Attorney Stanley Garnett described Colorado laws involving crimes against an unborn child as “complicated.”

“In most circumstances, if a child was not actually born alive, then homicide charges are not possible,” Garnett told the newspaper, adding that charges would not need to be filed until next week.

It’s likely the most serious charge that Lane would face may be attempted first-degree murder, a class two felony punishable by 16 to 48 years in prison.

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CHARLES-MANSON star Charles-Manson-and-Star

Sorry ladies, but Charles Manson is officially off the market.

Mass murderer Charles Manson plans to marry a 26-year-old woman who left her Midwestern home and spent the past nine years trying to help exonerate him.

Afton Elaine Burton (who also goes by the name “Star”), said she loves the man convicted in the notorious murders of seven people, including pregnant actress Sharon Tate.

Here is a read on how her father is taking the news.

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Crystal Metheny

Crystal Metheny


Suspect Arrested in Shooting of Mendota Heights Police Officer

Police killer suspect Brian Fitch Photo: Dakota County Sherrif's Office

Police killer suspect Brian Fitch Photo: Dakota County Sherrif’s Office

Mendota Heights Police Officer Scott Patrick was shot and killed near Dodd Road and Smith Avenue in West St. Paul just before 12:30 p.m. Wednesday. He was the first officer killed in the line of duty ever in this department. 
After an all day manhunt, sources say Brian Fitch Sr. has been captured. Fitch is in the hospital with gunshot wounds. How he was shot is unclear, but I sure hope a police officer did it while closing in on him. More news. Pray for this officer’s family tonight. 

UPDATE: Here is the police radio audio during the suspects shootout with police and his subsequent arrest. (via MN Police Clips)


Who stole my barbecue?

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Dude robbed at gunpoint and catches it all on his GoPro

Three suspects have been arrested after they were caught on a GoPro camera robbing a mountain biker in Somerset West in South Africa. Dude is lucky to be alive. Idiots had no idea what a GoPro was.

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Mom Defends son in TV Interview with unusual claim

You gotta hear this line of reasoning.

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