Crazy news from this past week

Toddler Fight Club

Daycare Workers Arrested For Holding Toddler Fight Club

  • The first rule of Toddler Fight Club is you don’t coo about Toddler Fight Club. Story here.
  • Your tax dollars at work. Despite having no horses, the Detroit Water and Sewerage Department employs a farrier (horseshoer). It’s a union job the city pays $29,245 in salary and about $27,000 in benefits for. Sound off!
  • Things are not always what they seem. Two people thought they were doing the right thing when they leaped out of their vehicle and rushed to the defense of what appeared to be a man assaulting a woman. Nope. Not what was happening. Read on…
  • The Aerofex hover vehicle recalls the futuristic look of Star Wars speeder bikes. Technology is getting freaky! Read more.

The Aerofex hover vehicle recalls the futuristic look of Star Wars speeder bikes.

Pray for O.J.!

Things that existed. Free O.J. and Pray for O.J. shirts.

Pray for O.J.!

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Waylon Jennings and Buddy Holly 1959

Waylon Jennings and Buddy Holly, January 1959(via RETROGASM)

 

Video clips of people getting wrecked on trampolines

The Ultimate Trampoline Fails Compilation.

The Ultimate Trampoline Fails Compilation.


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Dog Shaming

Dog Shaming

Did your dog do something bad? Make them pay for it. A new website called http://dogshaming.tumblr.com features four-legged delinquents and publicly shames them.

Check out my other great dog posts.

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Best forms of birth control

Best forms of birth control

I would also add this to the mix.

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Phyllis Diller dead at 95

Actress Phyllis Diller

(Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

One of the true legends of the comedy world, Phyllis Diller, has died in Los Angeles.

TMZ reports that sources say Diller, known for her loud cackle laugh, died at her L.A. home, surrounded by family. She was 95. TMZ says she had recently fallen, hurting her wrist and hip, and her health had been on the decline ever since. She had been living in hospice care at her home.

Here is a classic Scooby-Doo Phyllis Diller clip.

Want to fake kill Osama bin Laden?

Bin Laden killed repeatedly in Twin Cities suburb game

Bin Laden killed repeatedly in Twin Cities suburb game

In St. Paul, Minnesota, a former Navy Seal, Larry Yatch, is offering people who fantasize about killing other people a chance to participate in a reenactment of the Seal raid that executed Osama bin Laden in a Pakistani compound last year.

This isn’t a real military operation. It’s a high-end role-playing game. People pay $325 to re-enact the bin Laden raid. Although the mission is fake, Yatch, Sealed Mindset’s president, is a real Navy SEALs vet. He opened the 10,000-square-foot studio with his wife Anne in April. So far, 137 people have signed up to pretend to kill a man wearing a white robe and a fake beard.

They should try to capture him alive, unless he starts shooting back. “If he presents a lethal threat, take him out,” Yatch instructed. “I don’t want to have to write a letter to any of your parents, okay?”

The company offers 73 defense classes each month and “live scenario trainings” designed to mimic actual threats. Yatch has set up fake kidnappings, fake carjackings, and even a fake shooting by a disgruntled employee.

Read story from MPR.

Check out this Navy Seal stuff.
Books about Seals and Bin Laden.

Tight Rope Walking Between Two Moving Trucks Approaching a Tunnel

Volvo Trucks - The Ballerina Stunt

World record-holding highliner Faith Dickey battles the wind and vibrations of the road to walk the line between two speeding trucks. Will she make it before the trucks reach the tunnel and snap the rope? I honestly cannot believe what I just watched here.

The stunt was set up to show the precise handling of the new Volvo FH. Filmed on an unopened highway in Croatia in cooperation with Hollywood stunt director Peter Pedrero (James Bond, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean.)

Burning at the beach

Citizens of the village of Lithi find refuge at the beach as a wildfire burns on a mountain next to it, in the island of Chios, Greece, Aug. 18.

Burning at the Beach

Alexandros Vlachos / EPA

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