Category Archives: Politics & Religion

Political and religious news and satire.

Blessings

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What Was In Lincoln’s Pockets the Night He Was Shot?

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The items from the pockets of the coat are on display at the Library of Congress, about two miles from Ford’s Theatre.

The night Abraham Lincoln was shot, he was carrying: a pocket knife, a watch fob, an Irish linen handkerchief, a brown leather wallet, a crisp new Confederate five-dollar bill, two pairs of gold-rimmed spectacles (one held together with string), and eight newspaper clippings, some of which echoed remarks from one of his campaign speeches – that a country divided against itself cannot stand.

The items from the pockets of the coat are on display at the Library of Congress, about two miles from Ford’s Theatre. Read more.

Here are some interesting books about the assassination of Lincoln.

Ronald Reagan Fashion

A man’s age is inversely proportional to the distance between his nipples and the top of his trousers.
Ronald Reagan

But seriously, are these on backwards?

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George H. W. Bush undergoing heart test

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Thou shalt not steal

7 year-old steals car to escape church. Something tells me we’ll be seeing this kid on the news again someday. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We7QMf6ap6E

Radical Islam

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Church service features knife throwing demonstration

Bring a friend!!!
knife throwing
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Related:
Serpent-handling pastor tests God and fails
Pastor zip-lines to the pulpit
Pastor Charles Worley has an idea to “get rid of all the lesbians and queers”
Pastor Sean Harris tells congregants “beat the gay away” from their kids
A survey of American Protestant pastors
Rappin’ for Jesus
The Day Metallica Came to Church
Drumming for Jesus

Nuclear War Height Requirement

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Cartoon via Anonymous Cartoons

Pastor zip-lines to the pulpit

I think every pastor should make an entrance like Pastor Rod Parsley. Then with the Mission Impossible music blaring, they should go into evasive roll maneuvers and throw Bibles at newcomers.

World Harvest Church in Ohio sees about 12,000 worshipers each week.

What the return of Jesus will probably be like

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