Now I know why I never got my Chow Mein delivery

And to think he’s one of the good drivers. Full story here.

asian driver

Last call

If your wife or girlfriend calls, we’ll say this for a small charge.

bar notice
Buy a sign like this.

Spoiler Alert

Everyone will eventually disappoint you. Forgive.

spoiler alert

Coffee Talk

Finally an anti-sidewalk coffee shop sign.

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The Pope I wanted to win

I guess I’ll have to throw away my “Dom DeLuise for Pope” buttons.

Dom Deluise
(via A Public Flogging)

Best or worse music video ever?

Jan Terri’s music video “Losing You” should make your day. What makes this video great is that it isn’t a joke. This was a real music video to help catapult Jan into stardom. The only problem I can see is that they needed a bigger catapult.

Jim Gaffigan on the Pope

Jim Gaffigan on the pope

Related:
Other funny Jim Gaffigan blog posts
Early stand-up footage of Gaffigan clowning on the Pope.
Buy Gaffigan comedy specials here.

Meet a brave and blind 4-year-old

In this video, 4-year-old Gavin, who is completely blind, uses his cane to step down a curb for the first time. You can tell he was unsure, yet, he gives us a lesson in bravery. He has been using his cane independently for a few months now and his family has been working with him on navigating steps, curbs, and stairs.

The video is touching and may result in joyful crying with snot bubbles.

To read more about Gavin, and Leber Congenital Amaurosis (LCA), the extremely rare condition that has caused complete blindness, please visit the below sites. We are working on a cure for the LCA-NMNAT1 gene mutation causing his rare blindness, where there are only 150 in the United States with this specific condition. Here are some books about LCA.

http://www.facebook.com/gavinsgroupies
http://www.gavinsfoundation.org
http://www.livingwithlca.com

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Weird Sex Disorders
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Wolf Girl

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A Tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep

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How to Disappear

What I’m Reading

how to disappear books
If you are wanting to disappear, I recommend these books.

Poof!