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Cowabunga, Dude!

Garrett McNamara breaks the world record for the largest wave ever surfed. (via The Next Web)

Bill Smith gets his walking papers

Bill Smith

Photo source: Bruce Kluckhohn

Terry Ryan is returning to the role of Twins GM, the team announced today. Ryan, who has an interim tag on his title this time, replaces Bill Smith. Said owner Jim Pohlad in a statement:

Here is a timeline of terrible moves made by Mr. Smith. Welcome back Terry Ryan. These trades reposted from smithysports.

2007
November 28th – Twins trade starting pitcher Matt Garza , starting shortstop Jason Bartlett and some no name minor league pitcher who has yet to make it to the Big Leagues for Outfielder Delmon Young and in-fielder Brendan Harris.

2008
January 29th – Trade starting pitcher and Cy Young award winning to the Mets for Center Fielder Carlos Gomez and a bunch of no name prospects that are closer to making the Big leagues than Paris Hilton is to practicing abstinence. This is one of the worst trades ever, especially when you consider the Twins could have traded Johan to the Red Sox for Jacoby Ellsburry and some prospects. Bill Smith should be getting more flak for this move than Kahn has for any of his moves
February 12th – Signed Livan Hernandez to a one year deal. This was the first of many moves by Smith making us a team that gets knocked out of the first round.
December 11th – agreed to terms with Nick Punto on a two-year club option.

2009
July 31st – Get Orlando Cabrera for less than half season to make the playoffs and then quickly get ousted in the first round again. We then let him go.
August 28th – traded pitcher Phil Humber for Jon Rauch.
November 6th – traded CF Carlos Gomez to Brewers for SS JJ Hardy, who due to injuries in his first season with the Twins, understandably, played poorly. So what do we do? Get rid and let him go to Orioles where he now has 23 Home runs and batting average of .270. Really Bill Smith?

2010
July 29th – We trade catcher Wilson Ramos for closer Matt Capps.
December 17th – Signed Japanese baseball player Tsuyoshi Nishioka to a three-year contract worth 10 million dollars. But when you consider the Twins paid Nishioka 5 million dollars just to negotiate with they are ending up paying this guy 15 million dollars.

2011
August 15th – Twins trade Delmon Young to the Tigers for two no name, no good minor league pitchers.

Texas Rangers fan got a little ahead of himself

This Texas Rangers fan got a little overconfident. And when that happens, you tend to get a little ahead of yourself. This poor bastard was so sure his team would win the World Series, he had a “World Champs 2011” Rangers tattoo inked on his back. See story.

Texas Rangers fan tattoo

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Audio of new Twins broadcaster Cory Provus

Scott Paulus, avclub.com photo

Scott Paulus, avclub.com photo

The Minnesota Twins announced their new play-by-play guy will be Cory Provus. Actual game calling sample can be found here. How does everyone feel about this move? I think he’ll make it sound interesting when Trevor Plouffe boots a ball and then airmails it over the first basemen next spring.

I wonder what McNabb was Pondering

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What do you think McNabb was Pondering on the sidelines?

Maybe I’ll rethink the whole bike helmet thing

Mountain Biker, Evan van der Spuy of Team Jeep South Africa got taken out by a RED HARTEBEES at a mountain bike race at Albert Falls Dam. Check out this crazy footage which was taken by team mate Travis Walker on his GoPro Camera. Dude is seriously lucky to be alive.

Maybe I’ll rethink the whole bike helmet thing.

Nolan Ryan Brawl with Robin Ventura

The White Sox let Ozzie go and have hired Robin Ventura as their new manager. Ozzie will be missed. Whenever I think about Ventura, I think about two things:

1. How his baseball cards were ALWAYS in the packages of Topps I would buy. I hated that.
2. How a 46-year-old Nolan Ryan made Robin Ventura et a knuckle-sandwich during this game on August 4, 1993. Watch it before MLB pulls it from YouTube.

Random duck news

Teen with no vagina becomes pregnant – True story.
Before you decide to travel abroad, review this collection of the world’s rudest hand gestures and what they mean for each country.
This YouTube video includes a lingerie model for the Male Cancer Awareness Campaign. Don’t worry, your significant other would want you to see this. It’s a matter of life and death.
Somewhere, an advertising copywriter is still giggling.
I like the name and van for this dog shit clean up company.
Probably will be terrible, but I’ll still watch it. The Thing (remake). View trailer here. From producers of Dawn of the Dead.
Home security South African style. See pictures.
The executed bodies of 23 men and 12 women dumped yesterday during rush hour in Veracruz Mexico.

Getting a pair

bar-nouculars flask

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How do I basketball?

Have you seen my basketball?

Kevin Love

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