Tag Archives: sex

The day he lost interest in soccer

The day he lost interest in soccer
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When I use self-checkout

Check out this sexually charged grocery receipt. This is when I use the self-checkout lane.  Note the “fruit bowl” purchase. Clearly this is a professional.

funny shopping receipt

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Related:
Woman finds racial slur on Papa John’s receipt
Receipt for the Bruins’ bar tab after winning the Stanley Cup

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The World’s Oldest Male Stripper

The World's Oldest Male Stripper

Since ladies are dropping a ton of money at the box office for Magic Mike, I thought I’d offer up Bernie Barker, the Guinness-certified World’s Oldest Male Stripper for your consideration. What started out as a joke entry into a male strip contest in Miami at age 60, he went on to win 41 more. It turned into a nice retirement gig for him until he passed away in March 2007 at the age of 66.

What do ya think ladies?

Check out the Magic Mike soundtrack here.

Meanwhile in Korea

Meanwhile in Korea
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Nice old couple taking a walk

Laughing at this says a lot about you.

old people 69
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Organ donation ad uses sex to deliver cold hard truth

This ad may be in poor taste, but the message will get your attention and bring awareness to the importance of being a donor. What do you think? Too far?

organ donor PSA ad
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Age of consent map

Know your ages of consent… With this handy and hangable chart!

Age of consent map

BONUS:
To see a video of Uncle Merv musically teaching a class of high schoolers about how the ages of consent apply to them, click here!

The Purity Bear

Where was the purity bear when I was a teenager???

What do you think?

Strange news this past week

The women -- Rebecca Chandler and Raven "Scarlett" Larrabee

The satanic stabbers -- Rebecca Chandler and Raven "Scarlett" Larrabee

Two women stabbed a man 300 times in satantic sex ritual. This is why you shouldn’t be trolling for tail online. Read story.
Tuberculosis Breaks Out At Occupy Atlanta. I wonder how long it will take for them to blame the U.S. Government for infecting them covertly?
Spontaneous Human CombustionClick here to read about 10 Cases of Spontaneous Human Combustion.
Put on your tinfoil hats and decide if this is video proof that the Ogopogo (Canada’s Loch Ness Monster) exists. A man that had visited British Columbia claims it is, while experts believe Brian Huls recorded a couple floating logs.[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJvR2YpZCDA]

Jeopardy: What is a threesome?

Hey Mom! I’m gonna be on Jeopardy! Get the whole family to watch okay?

Doh!

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