What’s up, doc?

Someone go their hair did.
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Camel Balls candy

Totally handing these out this Halloween… Trick-or-treat!

Camel Balls candy
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Finally someone understands my condition!

body dysmorphic disorder.

But seriously, it’s a real thing. Here are some books about body dysmorphic disorder.

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Cool Ranch Doritos hack

Genius idea for an amazing snack. Go buy a pepper grinder here.

Cool Ranch Doritos hack
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Duluth cop caught on tape punching a guy in a wheelchair

Duluth cop caught on tape punching a guy in a wheelchair

Again I find myself posting another video of an angry cop taking things too far. The following video is disturbing, so you have been warned.

Duluth Police officer Richard Jouppi, 34, was caught on video decking a 50-year-old intoxicated wheelchair-bound man repeatedly in the face. The man who was taken into a detox center was being ordered to take his jacket off, he mouthed off about throwing his jacket at a female worker. When he went to take his jacket off the cop placed his hands on the man, as the cop used progressively more force, the man swatted the cop’s face, the cop responded by unleashing a torrent of entirely disproportionate blows on the wheelchair-bound man’s face.

The detox worker, who was completely shocked, almost intervened in a Regina Tasca-esque moment stepping towards the cop and saying, “Dude!”

The cop immediately responded saying, “Shut up! Back up! I’ll arrest you too!”

After the shocked bookkeeper backed off, the cop scolded her saying, “You don’t think people in a wheelchair can assault people?”

“Yeah, but..”

“Turns out he just did.”

More to the story

The guy in the wheelchair had been in a fight earlier that evening and was hammered. That is also why he is in a wheelchair. NOT because he was crippled. Does it make a difference? 

How about this?

This is the fifth complaint filed against Jouppi during the two years he has been with Duluth Police. He is accused of tipping off a friend that he was being investigated for criminal sexual misconduct. Jouppi had just signed a “last chance” agreement with Duluth Police. 

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Dexter intro theme done as a metal song

A fan of Dexter does a metal cover version of the theme music. It doesn’t seem like it’s a metal cover at first, but wait for it. Totally awesome.

Justin Bieber puking on stage

Justin Bieber puking on stage

The 18-year-old pop sensation came down with a case of Bieber fever on stage over the weekend and puked in front of everyone. Funny because we are the ones normally puking when we hear his music.

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Weird eBay: Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummy Bird

Weird eBay: Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummy Bird

Take your taxidermy filled man-cave sports room to a whole new level of voodoo with this one-of-a-kind ‘mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird’ display. For $550, you can simultaneously lose your girlfriend, get on a FBI watch list, and be the most terrifying house on your block this Halloween.

Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummy Bird

Apple clothing, 1986

I don’t know what to say.

Apple clothing ad, 1986
Apple clothing, 1986

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Totally awesome impressions of famous rappers

aries spears

Photo: Jeremy Freeman TM & © TBS, Inc. A Time Warner Company.

Aries Spears is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, and comedian. Here he is doing some ridiculously good impressions of LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg, DMX & Jay-Z.

Check out some of his other comedy here.