Woman calls 911 after being served raw waffles

Listen to the 911 call provided by the Tampa Police Department. The call was placed just before midnight.

Harold Ramis, ‘Caddyshack’ writer, ‘Ghostbusters’ actor, dies

Harold Ramis - Source: AP

Harold Ramis – Source: AP

Harold Ramis, who co-wrote and appeared as Dr. Egon Spengler in “Ghostbusters” with Second City alums Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray, has died.

Ramis suffered from autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis, a disease that causes swelling in the blood vessels, and died from complications of the illness surrounded by his family

He also co-wrote “National Lampoon’s Animal House” and “Meatballs” and directed such films as “Caddyshack” and “Groundhog Day.” – via The AP on PilotOnline.com and Variety.

Good-bye, Egon. Let us celebrate Ramis’ life with 25 of the funnies quotes from “Ghostbusters”:

Filling in, due to MURDER

This news clip highlights the importance of applying punctuation on the teleprompter. 

Drug lord ‘El Chapo’ Guzman captured in Mexico

Drug lord 'El Chapo' Guzman captured in Mexico

The head of Mexico’s Sinaloa Cartel was captured overnight by U.S. and Mexican authorities at a hotel in Mazatlan, Mexico. You know, the place where your sons and daughters go on spring break. 

This is good news of course, but Mexico should brace themselves for a ton more violence now while the cartels regroup and fight for positioning. 

More on the store here.

“Loser Keeps Bieber” Billboard

Stakes Raised in Canada-USA Olympic Hockey Game.

Stakes Raised in Canada-USA Olympic Hockey Game

DHL is faster marketing stunt

DHL is doing it right. 

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Mysterious deaths of bankers

JPMorgan's headquarters in Hong Kong (AFP Photo / Philippe Lopez)

JPMorgan’s headquarters in Hong Kong (AFP Photo / Philippe Lopez)

via Coast to Coast and NY Post:

On Thursday’s Coast to Coast show, former commodities trader and “guerrilla economist,” V, talked about the recent mysterious deaths of bankers, including three who worked at JPMorgan. According to his sources, there are some 20 dead bankers, and some of the deaths appear to be connected. Two of the JPMorgan bankers that recently died (Gabriel Magee, 39, and Ryan Henry Crane, 37) had similar executive positions, and may have been looking at the same spreadsheets, V conjectured. “They uncovered something that was so heinous, so incredible, that if it were to get out, you would see a massive amount of reprisals…and people getting arrested or thrown in jail…So this is a ‘clean house’ method being perpetrated before our eyes,” he continued.

He suggested that the deaths might be connected to a massive $2 billion loss incurred by JPMorgan trader Bruno Iksil in 2012 involving credit default swaps, a huge manipulation going on in the precious metals market, and fraud involving Libor (London interest rate) and Forex (currency market). V views the bankers’ deaths as a harbinger of an economic implosion, and believes they’re being murdered, with a “scripted” suicide story placed as a cover-up.

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