Missing Malaysian Jet Found

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Thanks Junior

Schmacon: The New Bacon

Schmacon_ Beef's Answer to Bacon

There’s new bacon in town, and it’s called Schmacon. Schmaltz Deli Co. is officially introducing Schmacon, which is a beef alternative to regular bacon, at the National Restaurant Association convention in May.

Schmacon, one of the latest checkoff-funded Beef Innovations Group projects, looks and smells as tantalizing as bacon; crisps up like bacon; cooks like bacon (in only a fraction of the time); and fully satisfies with delicious all-beef flavor, but is a much healthier alternative. A serving of Schmacon contains 30 calories, 2 g fat, and 60 mg sodium, whereas a serving of pork bacon averages 60-90 calories, 4.5-7 g fat, and 190-360 mg sodium.

Here is where you can buy it.

Fridge Locker

Secure your food, tubby.

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Just kill me now

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Beach life hack

Use a fitted sheet to reduce sand getting all up in your business.

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You’ll never sleep with the lights off again after watching this short horror film

Lights Out (A short horror film)
This short horror film has been circulating  for awhile, but is just now getting traction and the attention it truly deserves.

I enjoy being scared out of my mind but this short film does so much to your brain in 3 minutes, I don’t think I’ll ever watch it again.

http://vimeo.com/m/82920243

Thanks Corey

Fred Armisen on ‘Portlandia’ and Minneapolis

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“I grew up on Hüsker Dü and the Replacements and Prince. [Minneapolis] is one of the earliest inspirations for “Portlandia,” actually. My band [Trenchmouth] was in Chicago but we would go up to Minneapolis because our label was up there. So we’d go play the Uptown [Bar], 7th Street Entry — all the time. We just loved the drive up there and always had really great shows. We’d eat at the Egg & I. It was my first exposure to that kind of self-made and curated lifestyle. You know, like the little coffee shops, and art galleries, people building record companies out of warehouses and their houses. All of that was sort of like, “Oh wow, you can actually make a nice life for yourself.” So Minneapolis was my first exposure to that.”

http://www.vita.mn/arts/250002011.html

You’ve Been Playing “Duck, Duck, Goose” Wrong Your Whole Life

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knows what she is talking about here. The entire rest of the country is playing this game wrong. People are playing some abomination version called “Duck, Duck, Goose.” She breaks it down for you in this article.

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Here is how my poll on this topic has turned out. Vote now.

Storm Stirring

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