Tag Archives: funny news

Shit Yourself

Suit yourself? Oh boy…

Shit Yourself
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Heartless news

Memorial for a toddler featured on the news is a tad insensitive.

Memorial for toddler featured on the news is a tad insensitive.
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No time for bronchitis

This lady just made my day. Sweet Brown describes her experience when she realized her apartment complex was on fire. How is this video not at 1 million views yet?

But seriously, who does have time for bronchitis? I don’t.


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Mankato anchor woman reads news while hammered

A news anchor for KEYC-TV in Mankato pleaded guilty to driving while intoxicated. Annie Stensrud, 28, was arrested in North Mankato on Dec. 21. She pleaded guilty to third-degree DWI in Nicollet County Court on Tuesday, March 27, and is to be sentenced May 29.

Here is a video showing her slurring through a newscast. I think she did pretty well considering how hard it probably is to read a teleprompter.

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‘That’s what she said’ news clips

Steve Carell from The Office made the line “That’s what she said” famous. Now I say it all the time to my wife and she hates it. These news clips will make you laugh if you still appreciate juvenile humor. (NSFW)


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You don’t say

cassette players in cars

Thanks Sarah

The formula for every TV news report

Charlie Brooker’s “How to Report the News” shows us how every single news report follows a very specific formula. (Brief NSFW language).


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Strange news link dump

Diet Coke habit
Man has a bad Diet Coke habit. He drinks 42 Ltrs of it per week. 
Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
The 30 Best Taco-Related Crimes Ever 
Man Standing Next to His Own Tombstone Shot Dead
Bastards. Dish Network adding DVR recording 
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California body farm to market premium top soil 

Funny news

Schoolgirl to Santa: ‘Give me Justin Bieber or I’ll kill you’

Study confirms many of us go online for no reason

“It’s Just So Awful” — Bradley Cooper Hates Being Sexiest Man Alive

Hanson to Sell ‘MMMHop’ Beer

Motorists Warned Not To Listen To the World’s Most Relaxing Song

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How to get a faster police response time

How to get a faster police response time

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