Why you should wash your produce

Woman caught on camera doing the unthinkable.

Believe it or not, this has happened before. Like here.

Barbie WTF

You know this guy plays the Barbie Song by Aqua when he, ya know, plays with his dolls. What is up with that trailer???

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Paragliding Puke

It’s not the heights. She really just got done listening to the latest Miley Cyrus single.

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Horror legend Wes Craven dies

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Known for the “Scream” films, “Nightmare on Elm Street” and more, died Sunday in his Los Angeles home of brain cancer. He was 76.

Craven’s first feature was “The Last House on the Left,” which he wrote, directed an edited in 1972. He also wrote and directed “A Nightmare on Elm Street,” with Johnny Depp, in 1984, as well as “Elm Street II.” Craven claimed to have gotten the idea for Elm Street when living next to a cemetery on a street of that name when growing up in the suburbs of Cleveland. According to Wes Craven, it is not what is “out there” we should worry about, but the “unknown familiar”. Which explains why the striped-jumper worn by Freddy Krueger in Nightmare On Elm Street can make him appear as the more familiar Dennis the Menace. When you consider that Krueger was based on a child who bullied Craven, the spine begins to tingle.

Worldwide success came again in 1996 with the release of the always-winking comedic horror Scream, which had as big an impact on the modern horror scene as Nightmare did, and tons of movies tried to copy the slick direction, twisty plot and genre-based gags. The first scene in Scream was changed seven times before it got an R rating.

His most recent film was 2010’s “My Soul to Take,” starring Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette, Emma Roberts and Hayden Pannetierre.

Horror movie fans lost one of the great ones today.

What was your favorite Wes Craven creation?

Weird Satanist Guy

A news report about a Satan statue being unveiled in Detroit brought out some pretty interesting characters. One interviewed in this news story is a bit terrifying though. Let’s get him on a watch list people! And by watch list, I mean his own TV show! But really, he’ll probably be or next mass shooter…

0:59 – 1:39 solid gold. 1:50 – 2:36 Even more solid-er gold.

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Cecil the Lion Killer Halloween Costume

You want to be the talk of your upcoming Halloween party? You might gets some laughs and you might also get your ass kicked with this horrifying costume. Good luck to ya… 

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Thanks Brooke

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Watch this lady completely get owned on a motorbike

Poor woman clearly can’t find the brakes and uses a trampoline to stop instead.

TV REPORTER AND CAMERA MAN SHOT DEAD DURING LIVE BROADCAST

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Alison Parker and cameraman Adam Ward of WDBJ News in Virginia were conducting a live interview with Vicki Gardner, the local chamber of commerce director, at 6:45am today. During the live broadcast, a disgruntled former employee from the station appears to have arrived and shot 8 times killing the cameraman and reporter in cold blood.

Both Parker, 24 (left), and Ward, 27 (right), were in relationships with other employees who worked at the show. Ward’s fiancee was reportedly in the control room and watched as the shooting happened.

The suspected shooter. via WBDJ

The suspected shooter. via WBDJ

Shortly after the shooting as police were closing in, the coward sellout punk-ass killed himself. He should have done that before killing 2 innocent people. 

Here is video of the shooting. Warning: Very disturbing. https://youtu.be/YPzYuilPpFo

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Grizzly bear in the wild caught on video playfully rolling down a hill

Chances of spotting bears in Alaska’s Denali National Park are not impossible, but pretty rare.  So, what’s the chance you’d actually see one barrel rolling down a hill? This bear acts like he has no care in the world. 

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Application to date my daughter

Application to date my daughter