10 Canine Commandments

10 Canine Commandments(via Bits and Pieces)
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Chris Farley reincarnated

You need these DVDs in your collection if you are a Farley fan.
Proof reincarnation is real is evident through this picture of Chris Farley baby.

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Related: The Best of Chris Farley on DVD

Woman hears after 29 years being deaf

This 29-year-old woman was born deaf. Thanks to an implant by Envoy Medical, she can now hear. The moment when she heard sound for the first time was captured on video. I cannot think of a better endorsement for this company.

THE TUNNEL – horror movie trailer

THE TUNNEL movie

Synopsis: An investigation into a government cover-up leads to a network of abandoned train tunnels deep beneath the heart of Sydney. As a journalist and her crew hunt for the story it quickly becomes clear the story is hunting them. This is the film of their harrowing ordeal. With unprecedented access to the recently declassified tapes the crew had shot in the claustrophobic subway tunnels, we soon discover the terrifying truth of their ordeal.

Cast: Bel Deliá, Andy Rodoreda, Steve Davis, Luke Arnold, and James Caitlin
Directed By: Carlo Ledesma
Written By: Enzo Tedeschi & Julian Harvey
Produced By: Enzo Tedeschi
THE TUNNEL was partly crowdfunded by selling each frame of the film for $1 each and seeded by Enzo Tedeschi and Julian Harvey via BitTorrent.

Why the My FedEx Rewards program isn’t worth it

I sell things on eBay throughout the year. As a seller I have lots of options to choose from when it comes to shipping. Typically, if I have a larger or heavier item to ship I will use FedEx over the U.S. Post office because the price is usually lower for my customers.

Awhile back, I enrolled in the My FedEx Rewards program offered through FedEx. I was excited about the opportunity to earn points and then claim them for things like gift cards to Target or Amazon.com. I figured that I give my business to FedEx to ship my bulkier items rather than UPS or the U.S. Post Office and star earning points. I chose FedEx over the competition for more than a year spending hundreds of dollars in shipping costs to exclusively use FedEx and earn those points.

I guess it was all for nothing. They informed me that my FedEx rewards points were going to start expiring if I didn’t start cashing them in on their “rewards.” I looked at their catalog and found I wasn’t eligible for any gift cards and could only choose between the following trade show crap shown below.

Why the My FedEx Rewards program isn't worth it

The crap I was entitled to after spending hundreds of dollars on shipping with FedEx. THANKS FEDEX!!!!

Since I didn’t need another water bottle or have any interest in a FedEx keychain, I sat back and watched more than 3,000 of my hard-earned FedEx points expire. Another 700 are set to expire before the end of the year. I don’t ship enough to ever make this up, so what’s the point. Why did they ever let me in their program in the first place knowing my shipping history? Why give a loyal customer a reward only to take it away because they aren’t shopping with you enough?

I should have known that points expired. I’m sure I read somewhere that they did when I signed up. So don’t worry FedEx, I know it’s my fault. You don’t really want to reward your small customers anyway. I get it. I’ll take my lumps and see myself out of your “rewards program.”

If you are an occasional eBay seller and use FedEx to ship, think twice about signing up for their “rewards program.” It is nearly impossible to save up enough points for anything good unless you are shipping A TON of items. You’re likely to see points expire before being able to use them on anything someone would actually want. Instead, shop UPS and the post office for a better rate and pocket the savings.

By the way, here are some good deals on shipping supplies if you need them.

Little boy sneezes snot down his face. Little girl is dubiously disgusted.

Little boy sneezes snot down his face. Little girl is dubiously disgusted. Gesundheit!

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Quit Smoking

Quit Smoking

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The Elf Tree in Minneapolis

If you haven’t seen the Elf Tree in Minneapolis, then you should get out and take a walk. It’s located at Lake Harriet. Have a pressing question you need an anser to? Need advice? Maybe you miss the lost art of a written letter. No email here folks. Just an Elf that answers all letters left for him. And yes, it’s a real elf.

The Lake Harriet ElfThe Lake Harriet Elf

Jessica’s “Daily Affirmation”

I need to start doing this before work each morning.

Cool lock design

Perfect design for when I stumble home from the bar.

Genius Key and Lock design
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