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TV reporter shuts down wannabe news crasher

A word to all you idiots who think it’s fun to interrupt a live TV shot: do not mess with WKMG reporter Jessica Sanchez when she’s on the air.

From Media Bistro:
Sanchez was reporting live from Bourbon Street in New Orleans ahead of the Super Bowl when a woman interrupted her, walking into her shot and yelling at the camera. Sanchez quickly turned the tables on the crasher: “We were just talking about the STD rate that’s going on here. So how long have you had an STD?” Sanchez asked her (video above).

“I don’t have an STD,” the woman answered. “Oh, then why did you want to do an interview?” Sanchez asked.

Someone just got OWNED.

Best Daughter Ever

Touching note written by daughter to mother who just suffered a stroke.
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Meanwhile in Russia

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Other Russian pics and videos that will enjoy.

Miley Cyrus films the paparazzi

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Miley Cyrus records what it’s like for her just when she wants to walk her dogs. Love her or hate her, this would be pretty maddening.

Iran unveils finger amputating machine for use on thieves

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Photographs appearing to show a blindfolded man having his fingers severed by the mechanical amputation device have been published by an official Iranian press agency.

According to the story, the prisoner used to demonstrate the brutal contraption had been convicted of theft and adultery by a court in Shiraz last Wednesday.

A series of pictures show three masked officials, clad entirely in black, holding the man’s right hand in a vice while one turns a wheel operating the guillotine in the manner of a rotary saw.

So yeah, hooray for human rights!

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Photos via INSA

Google Nigeria

Seems legit. Just waiting for my inheritance from the nice fellow representing a wealthy Nigerian Prince.

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I just lost my appetite

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Gross.

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Tortoise survives for 30 years locked in storeroom

Family discover missing pet tortoise in locked store room 30 YEARS after she vanished…and she’s still alive. Full story.

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Photo via TV Globo. Alone time: Manuela was finally discovered alive inside a box containing an old record player when the family decided to clear out a locked store room (above). Tortoise looks pissed.

Notes:
1. Manuela (tortoise) disappeared from her home in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in 1982
2. Found when owners finally cleared out storage room after family member died
3. Vet believes she survived by eating termites from the wooden floors
4. She looks pissed. Poor thing probably craved a leafy green salad with crickets on a daily basis.

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