Category Archives: Random Stuff

Random thoughts, topics, and factoids you’ll be happy you read.

If you get raptured, what happens to your pets?

Nearly 40 million people in the U.S. believe there will be a Second Coming in their lifetime, followed by the Rapture. It is said that during this time, the righteous will be spirited away to a better place while the unbelievers remain on Earth. Since the Bible isn’t clear on what happens to our furry little friends, you can now at least have peace of mind that they can be cared for. That is, if you don’t mind they are looked after by (gasp!) atheists.

This is not a joke. An organization exists that recruits non-Christian animal lovers nationwide to volunteer to take care of left-behind pets if the Rapture occurs. You pay a $10 monthly fee to keep your membership and register all your pets.

Geez, I hope they’ll take an unpredictable Ferret with a bad disposition.

Learn more here: http://aftertherapturepetcare.com

People from Sudan comment on America

Here is a wonderful video that shows some Sudanese people trying to assimilate into their new life in America. Their reaction to seeing Santa is wonderful.

I generally don’t feel like Americans are as rude or unfriendly as this video and the comments suggest. I think most of what you see here is common timidity that just comes out wrong. This shyness tends to be compounded when meeting strangers of another race. Midwesterners are notorious for keeping to themselves and being reserved. An old-school line of etiquette still exists here that basically says staring is rude and asking questions is meddling.

Thank God for kids, though. They’ll ask anything.

If you want to read a great book about a young man’s journey from Sudan to the U.S., pick up What is the What by Dave Eggers.

Father and daughter sing ‘What’s Up’

Here is a wonderful video of a father and daughter performing the 4 Non Blondes hit song ‘What’s Up.’ You’ll enjoy it watching this little girl give it all she has. Trust me.

(via Blame It On The Voices)

Battleshots – A new board game for the strategic drinker

Battleshots adds a new spin to a classic board game. It is a drinking game for the strategic drinker.

Battleshots(via The META Picture)

A pretty amazing pot growing operation

Here is an example of a unbelieveable marijuana growing operation. Using two rooms, these clever crooks were able to generate 12 to 14 crops a year. Each crop had an estimated street value around $500,000 or more. Do the math. At this rate, 13 crops a year would net about $6-8 million.

The Layout Of A Pot Farm

(via 9GAG)

Where women wear yoga pants statistically speaking

New research is in on where women wear yoga pants. Honey, I was not involved in this research study. (via GraphJam)

Where women wear yoga pants

2011 Twin Cities City-wide Garage Sale Calendar

Minneapolis St. Paul Garage Sales***THE 2012 CALENDAR CAN BE FOUND HERE***

I  ALSO RECOMMEND THIS GUIDE.

Here is a collection of 2011 city-wide and neighborhood garage sales around the Twin Cities. Happy garage saling! If any of these are incorrect, please let me know. Please double check your daily paper to make sure things are still on schedule.

April
Champlin April 27-29
Belle Plaine 4/22-4/23
Le Center 4/16
Apple Valley Diamond Path 4/30
Chaska 4/30
Apple Valley Lac Lavon Shores 4/30
May
Lakeville 5/14
Wells 5/8
Cokato 5/14
Leduc 5/6, 5/7
Little Canada 5/19, 5/20, 5/21
Bloomington 5/19,5/20,5/21
Richfield 5/19,5/20,5/21
Hastings 5/6-5/7
Wabasha 100 Mile Garage Sale 5/6, 5/7
Chatfield 5/7
Bryn Mawr neighborhood 5/7, 5/8
Linden Hills neighborhood 5/14
St. Paul’s Como Neighborhood 5/21
Seward Garage Sale Days  5/13, 5/14
Highland Park 5/13, 5/14
Kenny Neighborhood Mpls 5/28
Armatage Neighborhood Mpls 5/28
Rosemount 5/19, 5/20, 5/21
Oakdale 5/7
Hopkins 5/7
Mississippi Valley 100-Mi Garage Sale 5/6,5/7,5/8
Summit Hill St. Paul 5/7
Eden Prairie Preserve 5/14
Piror Lake The Wilds – 5/14
Savage The Pointe Neighborhood 5/14
June
Rockford 6/9, 6/10, 6/11
Wadena 6/16, 6/17, 6/18
Kenwood Lake of the Isles 6/3,6/4
Burnsville 6/3, 6/4
Blaine 6/3, 6/4
Andover 6/3, 6/4
St. Louis Pk Amhurst 6/4

Pretty standard April fools day in the office

Pretty standard April fools day in the office…if you work in Russia.

Pretty standard April fools day in the office.
(via Reddit)

What Is Something You Wish You Had, But Can’t Have?

What Is Something You Wish You Had, But Can’t Have?

What Is Something You Wish You Had, But Can’t Have?

Wah-wah-wah-wawawawa.

(via)

SQUIRREL!!!

If you are a dog owner, put this on your fridge. What is it with dogs and squirrels anyway?

squirrel

(via Runt of the Web)