Tag Archives: Relationships

Medical Diagnosis

Medical Diagnosis

 

How to make your ex jealous

feeding yourself
Only works if your hands are lady-like. Otherwise it will look like a tranny is feeding you.

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Understanding Women

Understanding Women
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Positive Pregnancy Test – $25

This is some “Gone Girl” stuff right here…

Positive Pregnancy Test

Gone From My Sight

by Henry Van Dyke

I am standing upon the seashore. A ship, at my side,
spreads her white sails to the moving breeze and starts
for the blue ocean. She is an object of beauty and strength.
I stand and watch her until, at length, she hangs like a speck
of white cloud just where the sea and sky come to mingle with each other.

Then, someone at my side says, “There, she is gone”

Gone where?

Gone from my sight. That is all. She is just as large in mast,
hull and spar as she was when she left my side.
And, she is just as able to bear her load of living freight to her destined port.

Her diminished size is in me — not in her.
And, just at the moment when someone says, “There, she is gone,”
there are other eyes watching her coming, and other voices
ready to take up the glad shout, “Here she comes!”

And that is dying…

Death comes in its own time, in its own way.
Death is as unique as the individual experiencing it.

How to Meet Women in the Grocery Store

This guy gives us some relationship advice. I don’t know about you, but I learned a lot. The comments are hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCbq8IMjyFc

strykerA commenter described this pick-up artist as “a half retard who makes videos for the fully retarded,” which describes most of the internet, when you think about it.

How about some old video dating clips from the 80s?

Best defense for drunk texting your ex-lover

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Spoiler Alert

Everyone will eventually disappoint you. Forgive.

spoiler alert

Saved a bunch

I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine's day by switching to single

 

Likely Excuse

Dogs always get the blame.

Dogs get blamed for so much.
(via Julia Segal Time)