Top 15 Names Most Associated With Crazy Women

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Using a complex formula of reader write-ins, past experience, and crazy women news stories, and other lists like this, we have compiled a list of names most associated with bat s*** CRAZY women. If your name appears on the list, we are sorry. Please don’t get offended and start getting weird and psycho on us.

1. Alex (Think Fatal Attraction)
2. Tiffany (Probably sleeping with your friend to get back at you)
3. Jody (Too many reasons to list)
4. Allison (Stalking you)
5. Rebecca (Becky) Talks A LOT and really fast
6. Lakeesha (Oh no she didn’t)
7. Christine (Probably se your stuff on fire)
8. Kelly (Weeps…a lot)
9. Jennifer (Said with a Valley Girl accent)
10. Stephanie (Laughs inappropriately and loudly)
11.  Shannon (Probably smacked someone)
12. Angie (Probably super jealous)
13. Lindsey (Drugs and more drugs)
14. Andrea (Charging a ton of s*** on your credit card right now)
15. Heather (Hangs out with your family even after dumped her)

What do you think? Did we miss any names?

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Look at my entire dog

Look at my entire dog

Alice Cooper, Lemmy and Marilyn Manson out for a walk

They’re just like us!

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World’s worst police sketch and more

This is allegedly a sketch of suspect in a stabbing provided by a witness and presented as evidence to a grand jury. Nailed it!

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Here are some other bad ones.

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Did this really happen?

At the Canucks Fan Zone, blogger Derek Jory asks the questionwhether the following photo, ostensibly from 1984, is real:

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It’s a pre-game faceoff between Stan Smyl and Mario Lemieux, with Michael Jackson  doing the honors. Jory asserts that there is actually a confluence:

The Canucks hosted the Pittsburgh Penguins at the Pacific Coliseum on November 16, 1984 and beat them 7-6.
Michael Jackson’s Victory Tour stopped in Vancouver to play three shows on November 16, 17 & 18 at BC Place.

It’s possible this is the correct date. 1984 was Lemieux’s first season in the NHL, and (there is no C on his sweater) was not yet captain of the Penguins.

On the contradicting side, Jory also points out that there’s “no red carpet” as there is in this photo. However, if you look behind Michael Jackson, you’ll notice the penalty box. The red carpet typically extends from the players’ benches for these sorts of things, since the penalty boxes and scorekeeper’s bench do not have exits, and those benches are clearly behind the photographer. Furthermore, the photog is clearly standing on the ice, and for safety reasons would only be standing on carpet himself… so just because you don’t see the carpet doesn’t mean it’s not there.

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The real answer is that it was a look-alike. See this story here.

Happy Friday!

Happy Friday!

 

Nearing the final stage of evolution

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Professional Armwrestler vs Professional Bodybuilder

Daniel Racoveanu (Bodybuilder) vs. Ion Oncescu (Armwrestler). Technique and overall arm strength are the two greatest contributing factors to winning an arm wrestling match. Other factors such as the length of an arm wrestler’s arm, his/her muscle and arm mass/density, hand grip size, wrist endurance and flexibility, reaction time, as well as countless other traits, can add to the advantages of one arm wrestler over another. John Brzenk is regarded by many as the greatest armwrestler of all time.

Disturbed – The Sound Of Silence

I’ve never been a huge Disturbed fan, but this song was well covered. Worth a downloadSimon & Garfunkel’s The Sound of Silence is over half a century old now, but they managed to put a fresh spin on it.

 

Come back with a warrant

funny doormat

Buy this and other funny doormats here.