If your relationship is going through a rough patch, here is something that will help explain what is going on.
- Gather several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes in my experience).
- Finally, finish gathering up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
If that doesn’t work, try this or this.
Watching this video will help you realize things could be worse (like much worse).