Bands Wanted

Bands Wanted

Are you a musician trying to get your get your stuff heard (3 chords and the truth!). Maybe you and the band that just wrote the next song Tom Petty will threaten to sue you for. Whatever your situation, we want to hear it. 

The Duck Duck Gray Duck podcast is seeking new music to feature on upcoming podcasts. We won’t judge! Okay we will…severely.  But if it’s good, you’ll get played.

Contact us here to let us know a bit about you and what song you’d like us to share. Instructions will follow. 

If we don’t get good submissions, we may resort to playing music from these crappy bands.

Australia: A Horrific Place

Australia A Horrific Place

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Guy Annoys Co-Workers By Telling Bad Jokes At Work

A guy who works at a car dealership in Victoria Park, Western Australia, keeps his co-workers entertained (annoyed) all day by telling them jokes that are so bad they’re good (warning: some of them get a little offensive).

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Cooking Hostile with Phil Anselmo

Related:
If you haven’t watched an episode of My Drunk Kitchen yet, you are missing out.

Kitties in Chains “Cat in the Box” (Parody)

Check out the just-discovered band Kitties in Chains and their rocking new song “Cat in the Box.” The above video is really just a perfect cartoon parody of Alice in Chains‘ “Man in the Box,” created by Joey Siler with music by Chris Senter.

The original “Man in the Box” was included on Alice in Chains’ debut album Facelift, which celebrates its 25th anniversary this year. Pulled as a single in 1991, the song reached No. 18 on Billboard’s Album Rock Tracks chart and earned a Grammy nomination in 1992. Staley died of an overdose in 2002. William DuVall took over lead vocals when Alice in Chains reformed in 2005.

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Rice bowl with a side of NOPE!

dancingsquid

The cuttlefish in the video — part of a seafood dish named odori-don — is actually no longer living. When the sodium in soy sauce is absorbed into the creature’s body, it triggers muscle spasms that appear to make the squid dance.

Incidentally, it makes humans like me fall from their chairs and vomit.

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A worthy cause

SaveTheClits

Not to be a stickler, but I believe the correct pluralization is either clitori or clitorati.

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Who online daters fear meeting the most

online dating fears

Well maybe if more of you ladies were homicidal maniacs, we wouldn’t be so shallow.

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McDonald’s French Fries Gloves

McDonald’s French Fries Gloves

If you need to keep your digits warm, and want said digits to look like yummy French fries… then here are your new gloves. Dallas-based ad agency, Moroch is behind this marketing idea.  Now sure how you get your “hands” on them yet.

I bet they smell wonderful.

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More interesting clothing:
Swimsuits for chicks into 80s Metal
Zombie Pantyhose
Dresses from another galaxy
Beard Hats: Prepare for a vicious Nordic winter

Beware of little dogs

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Buy this sign here.

On comparing yourself to others

On comparing yourself to others

Everyone falls, everyone fails, sometimes it’s a good day. Get up and keep writing.

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