Robert Weight Loss Story

Discouraged about losing weight? Maybe Robert’s dieting story will inspire you.

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Here are some options that may actually help you shed some poundage. 

Terrifying for those who don’t speak Dutch

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It says “mamma, that one, that one, that one.”

So the kid’s asking it’s mother to get some sort of Nutricia-product (baby and kid yogurt drinks). The mom supposedly answers ‘Alsjeblieft’, as in ‘here you go’.

He thinks your joke is just okay

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Cleaning Mount Rushmore

Completed in 1941, Mount Rushmore received its first cleaning in the summer of 2005. The 60-foot-tall granite faces of four American presidents were blasted with highly pressurized 150-degree water, which caused all the dirt, grime, and moss that had accumulated to fall away.

About time! Washington has some serious adult acne and Roosevelt’s has a bat in the cave.
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Blow Up Doll Halloween Mask

Make people cringe when you say “Trick or Treat” this Halloween.

Blow Up Doll Halloween Mask

Buy masks like this here.

Kids writing letters from camp

Camp can be a traumatic experience. For some, it can be like a living hell. Here are some hilarious letters from kids in summer camp that read as if they are fighting on the front lines of war.

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Now for some seriously creepy notes from kids.

15 Celebrities Who Were Cheerleaders

Take a look at these vintage photos of celebrities posing in their cheerleading outfits. Shop for cheerleading gear here.

SandraBullock

Sandra Bullock

Fergie

Fergie

Alicia Silverstone

Alicia Silverstone

Amy Peohler

Amy Peohler

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

Halle Berry

Halle Berry

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa

Madonna

Madonna

Megan Fox

Megan Fox

Meryl Streep

Meryl Streep

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

Renee Zellweger

Renee Zellweger

Snooki

Snooki

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Scary statistic regarding women

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Research conducted by  Trump, Inc.

Everybody knows S***’s F***ed

A Canadian named Stephen Paul Tyler has wrote the world a new song called “Everybody Knows S**T’s F***ed.” I think we can all agree with that. He kinda lost me with the bullshit about us blowing up the Twin Towers to go to war, but it’s a catchy little ditty. Warning: Language (like you didn’t already know).

Oh, and here he is performing this song on the street.

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Dog words of wisdom

When a dog eats and throws up.