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Down to Duck

Rare photo of the early Duck Duck Gray Duck fan club.

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Earning

Roadside panhandler using some strategy to earn money one quarter at a time.

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Good employees are hard to find

Looks like Taco Bell is having trouble hiring.

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A potential new look for Trump

Should he just do it?

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Boating down a river filled with Crocs

Boat travelling down a river in Paraguay that is infested with crocodiles (caiman yacaré) that would eat you for dinner if you fell out.

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Um, rude!

Pharmacy medication label says “swallow whore.” Then again, I guess they would have your medical history.

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When you hit the ice in your car

When you hit the ice in your car, but can’t do anything about it.

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Massive crocodile caught in Australia

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Per the report here, it is 5.1 meters (i.e. 16.7 feet) long despite missing a huge chunk of its tail.

  • Matt Wright, host of television show ‘Outback Wrangler’ captured the croc

  • He said the croc had been eating a farmer’s livestock in the Northern Territory

  • Mr Wright took the massive crocodile to his farm and gave it a new, safe home

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Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell

Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell go toe to toe in this hilarious exchange.

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Bride Reads Fiancé’s Cheating Texts Instead of Wedding Vows

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Australian website Whimm reported, a bride-to-be (nicknamed “Casey”) was goofing around with her friends in a a hotel room on the eve of her wedding day when she received a slew of text messages from an unknown number.

The texts were of screenshots of text messages between her fiancé and another woman with whom he was having an intense affair. Some of the text messages dated back months; others were dated from just days before. Along with the screenshots, the person messaged, “I wouldn’t marry him. Will you?”

The explicit texts went months back and some of them were dated to just a few days prior:

“This weekend. You and I. It is on, hot stuff. Bring your A game.”

“Your body is f**king incredible. And s**t do you know how to use it. I wish my GF had half the skills you do.”

“I miss you so much. I can’t stop thinking about L, S, F’ing you. I’ve never had this kind of connection before.”

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When the big day came, she put on her dress, grabbed her bouquet, and walked down the aisle as people watched. When she reached the front, she turned to the crowd and revealed there wouldn’t be a wedding that day.

“It seems Alex is not who I thought he was,” she said before reading all his cheating texts aloud to the people in attendance.

Ruh Roh!

“With each word, more color left Alex’s face,” the bride said. “He had not one thing to say,” she said. “He stalked out of the church with his best man trailing behind him. His family looked on, horrified.”

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