Wall Of Nopes

Throwing something was the right move, but it should have been a Molotov cocktail.

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Top cities in Minnesota cheating on their spouses

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Have a hunch your spouse is banging someone else? If you live in one of these Minnesota metro area cities, you are probably right.

According to new information released by the wayward spouse hookup site, Ashley Madison, these cities are at the top of the list.

According to the site’s “membership per capita” numbers, 9.1 percent of the Twin Cities’ Ashley Madison accounts belong to Apple Valley residents, which is the highest percentage in the metro. Minnetonka clocks in at second with 8.8 percent.

The suburbs, in fact, occupy the top eight spots on the list. Here’s three through eight:
1. Apple valley (9.1 percent)
2. Minnetonka (8.8 percent)
3. Eagan (8.4 percent)
4. Woodbury (8.3 percent)
5. Maplewood (7.9 percent)
6. Orono (7.7 percent)
7. St. Louis Park (7.2 percent)
8. Eden Prairie (7.1 percent)

Urban locales finally appear on the list in the last two spots, with St. Paul’s Macalester-Groveland at ninth (6.8 percent) and Minneapolis’s classy Linden Hills neighborhood rounding things out (6.6 percent).

Of course, this is only based on their site users. Clearly there is a huge margin of error here with the number of folks hooking up through Facebook, craigslist, or a good old fashioned bar.

Fun fact: Ashley Madison has 26 million users and expects to bring in more than $120 million this year.

via CityPages

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How To Get Your Power Back When She Cheats On You – For Men

Drunk guy staggers in a big circle then eats pavement

That whole equilibrium thing when you are drunk is a bitch.

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50 Shades of Gray Duck

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Visible Tom Waits

If you’ve ever heard Tom Waits, then you know what this is all about.

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Vaccines are making our kids artistic now???

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Jason on Friday the 13th

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Funny kids menu

The Bandit Plate

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Valentine’s Day Card Idea

Maybe you’ll get one of these?

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Man swims through frozen ice to save drowning dog

Amazing video that could have turned out very badly for this guy.

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If you live near water, make your dog wear a small doggie life vest like this.