Tag Archives: WTF

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What happens when you actually go F*** yourself

go f yourself

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Tiger Woods and Jay-Z babies

Tiger Woods and Jay-Z mom

Lord Here Our Prayer

Lord Here Our Prayer

If it is a burning bush, you may need to go to the doctor to get checked out.

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Wrinkles the Clown hides under a child’s bed

Wrinkles the Clown has been tormenting the Orlando/Naples area of FL for years now. Sightings continue to be reported and photos continue to surface. In 2013, it was captured on film hiding under a child’s trundle bed. After he makes his reveal, it places what looks like a small doll near the child before leaving. This footage was captured on a security camera by a family living in Sarasota, FL. According to the homeowner, the little girl was not harmed but the camera was broken. They have no idea how he got in or out of the house without setting off the security alarm and there was no sign of forced entry. Since the break-in, the family has moved out of state and asks to remain anonymous.

There’s a good chance that the video — if not the entire existence of Wrinkles — is fake, but giant clowns continue to be creepy and the sightings continue.

Another Wrinkles the Clown sighting in Victoria Park

Another Wrinkles the Clown sighting in Victoria Park

Caught on camera outside a bedroom window in Naples.

Caught on camera outside a bedroom window in Naples.

Caught breaking into someone's shed in FL.

Caught breaking into someone’s shed in FL.

Sleep Dogging

Oh no! This guy seemed to go after it so naturally.

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Angie’s List Rejects

Angie's List Rejects

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Not as bad as these guys and this guy.

What the hell?

what the hell

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Little Girl’s Wonder Woman Lunchbox Deemed “Too Violent” for School

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Well America’s kids are back in school now and it appears the bullshit has already started. If you need further proof that our school leaders have gone completely insane with political correctness and idiotic “policies,” look no further. 

Just check out the letter sent to the parents of  a girl named Laura.

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Since when has Wonder Woman ever been violent? She uses a lasso to get the truth out of people? Are they going to ban rodeos now too?

It must really suck to be a kid today.

A horrific story about what this woman’s Gynecologist found inside

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Not sure how to start, so I’ll just come out and say it. A woman went to her lady parts doctor and they found a mass of cat hair inside her baby maker.

In an essay for xoJane titled It Happened to Me: My Gynecologist Found a Ball of Cat Hair in My Vagina, a very brave woman explained how this happened.

I have no idea what to say, so I’ll just leave the link here for you who are curious. I kinda feel like maybe she isn’t telling the whole story. That is equally disturbing since you don’t want your imagination to run wild with theories.

I’m a guy, so I also go to  learn what a Diva Cup Girl is too. Thank you internet!!

Jesus help me…

 

Primitive forms of birth control

Ladies, imagine if you will a world in which your diaphragm is made of crocodile poop. In Ancient Egypt, that’s exactly what the women did. They used a mixture of honey and crocodile feces to make a device that caused “blockage” and lo and behold, they didn’t get pregnant.

Think that would ruin date night? You haven’t heard the worst ideas yet. Watch this video and thank science for advances in medicine.